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[NSFW] Does matter matter? See detais.

Asked by ETpro (34428points) April 5th, 2013

TGIF and time for another question that goes both ways, SFW and/or NSFW. The NSFW version this week is pretty much a clean sheet of paper for all your dirty thoughts. Did somebody say dirty thoughts? Let’s dive right in to the deep end of that pool!

What matter is sexy? His jizz? Her fur? Of course, size is a property of matter. Does size matter? How about hardness, taste, smell… When it comes to matter that’s sexy, what sexual matters matter to you? Then again, you could interpret the question to be about any sexual matters that matter. Like I said, a clean sheet of paper for our dirty thoughts.

Did you see the movie, A Matter of Sex? It was addapted from the the true story of the so-called Willmar Eight, a group of Minnesota bank workers, ladies who braved freezing conditions to picket their branch in a struggle for union rights. Union workers picketing a bank in the dead of a Minnesota winter? What the hell’s hot about that?

To me, nothing is hot about freezing your ass off. So let’s turn up the heat. What’s the matter with applying a bit of sexual energy to burn off any chill? What matter refuels your sexual energy supply? What sort of sexual chemistry do you use to turn the heat up? Any sex substances that light your fire? What materials matter in getting your sex juices flowing? Latex cat suits; soft, shimmering silks; sexy lingerie, toys? How about mass sex to set matters boiling and release a large amount of matter in the process? The floor is yours. What matter do you think matters when it comes to matters of sex?

For those who are thinking of a tame answer, click to the SFW version of this question.

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bookish1's avatar

Well glucose matters… If the sex is really good, it’s going to make my blood sugar drop.
And then I get to eat candy naked.

rojo's avatar

Is candy supposed to be capitalized?

bookish1's avatar

@rojo: too late to edit. But you’re right, if the Sex is good enough, then I get to eat Candy ;)

syz's avatar

Um, was this a stream of consciousness exercise?

bookish1's avatar

@syz : Have you not already come to expect that from @ETpro‘s TGIF questions? ;)

janbb's avatar

A certain somebody in a pair of jeans. That’s all it takes.

bookish1's avatar

@janbb: Does the color of the denim matter, or is it the material itself? ;) Black jeans really do it for me for some reason…

janbb's avatar

@bookish1 Nope, it’s not the color, it’s more about the fit.

nofurbelowsbatgirl's avatar

@bookish1 well if the sex is really good one incorporates candy into the act :p

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

If Candy is of age and clean I don’t have any problem with eating her.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@nofurbelowsbatgirl I was trying to behave but I couldn’t.:)

deni's avatar

Thanks for making me realize how weird the word “matter” is…..woah!

rojo's avatar

@syz stream of something anyway.

LuckyGuy's avatar

Arrange the matter according to the print and it really matters. A millimeter here, a micron there and it can all add up to a package that more than meets specifications.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@nofurbelowsbatgirl How do you know? You’ve never had me! At least… not that I remember…

What matters sexually? His scent, his face, and his ass in a nice pair of jeans. Look at Daniel Craig’s fine ass in those Scotch and Soda jeans in Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, to see what I mean. Mmmmph, baby.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate LMAO. Maybe you were hammered?

nofurbelowsbatgirl's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate @Adirondackwannabe knows that it was chocolate & liquor, why don’t you! =O

P.S. I distinctly remember a shower scene! lol

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Shhh! No one’s supposed to know! <looks around room>

linguaphile's avatar

Desire matters. :-)

ETpro's avatar

@bookish1 If you’ve read Terry Southern’s Candy then you’d probably want to eat Candy. A fun sendup of Candide.

@rojo, @bookish1 & @syz Stream on indeed. Wetter is better. Wetness is a property of matter that matters.

@janbb Up for a bit of Jean splicing? @bookish1 I like the color “black genes” and the fit “tight”.

@nofurbelowsbatgirl That’s so sweet.

@Adirondackwannabe Chocolate Candy in particular.

@nofurbelowsbatgirl Amen from a chocoholic.

@Adirondackwannabe Why worry about trying to behave? Your reputation’s already shot all to Hell just by being here. :-)

@deni My work here is done… :D

@LuckyGuy I have no idea why you prefer that venue, but may I direct you to the SFW Question on Matter?

@WillWorkForChocolate Have a Godiva Dark Chocolate Liqueur and enjoy tje senses.

@nofurbelowsbatgirl These are thing even I find smoking.

@linguaphile Probably more than any other matter.

nofurbelowsbatgirl's avatar

@ETpro, Naked Girl Scout? ;p
If you do enough liqueur shots you can do the Naked Shake, Naked Pretzel and the Naked Lady simultaneously saving shots for the big bang.

ETpro's avatar

@nofurbelowsbatgirl I think the big bang would be when I hit the floor.

nofurbelowsbatgirl's avatar

@ETpro such a session calls for a waterbed. Dang, never ever try to get out of a waterbed when you are tipsy, trust me, you won’t hit the floor, you probably won’t even get off the bed. I’ve had trouble before, heck even Lady Gaga has issues with it.

ETpro's avatar

@nofurbelowsbatgirl If Lady Gaga can’t do it, I’m not even going to try.

nofurbelowsbatgirl's avatar

@ETpro at least you won’t fall on the floor. :/

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