Should we outlaw Brazillian Bikini Waxing to save Crab Lice from becoming an endangered species?

Dude, fuck the crablouse. Let em die.

You are hilarious!

We need some slogans if we’re going to protest against this cruelty. I’ve adapted some animal cruelty slogans.

Avoid getting caught in the pubic TRAP, Don’t wax lice.

Lice give me more pleasure through the viewfinder of a camera than they ever did in the crosshairs of your pubes.

Never wax anything that panics the lice.

Save a Louse, eat Pussy… (not sure about this one).

I rather scratch than wax my lice- Peta

He who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and lice.

Enjoy the itch, give wax the ditch

Scratch it, don’t wax it

Take out the blindness, show a little kindness, evolve up the ladder, get conscious- lice matter

Adopt, Rescue, Love Lice forever.

Love me, don’t wax me

I’m sure some of our creative jellies can come up with more and better slogans for us to adopt.

Crab lice are Pubic Enemy # 1. So what’s the problem…

G.A.S.H Genitals Are Shaven Havens.

r.e.a.l.l.y…l.o.u.s.y…a.s.w.e.r.s…h.e.r.e…f.o.l.k.s