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GoldieAV16's avatar

Can you help me come up with some lines for a candy bar letter?

Asked by GoldieAV16 (5384points) August 16th, 2013

They can be funny, off color, inappropriate, even kind. If you don’t know what a candy bar letter is, it’s a card or letter using poster board with pieces of candy or candy bars for some of the words.

Here are some examples: http://blog.bitsofeverything.com/2012/06/candy-bar-letter-tips.html

I think the people here can do at least as good if not better. Actually, I’m counting on better. (It’s for hubby’s birthday.)

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OneBadApple's avatar

OK, how’s this ?

Happy birthday, my husband….

Tonight, I’m going to put you to sleep in a (Milky Way)

Love,
Goldie

GoldieAV16's avatar

LOL! I love it!

OneBadApple's avatar

No charge to you, dear.

Happy birthday, Mr. Goldie….

Seek's avatar

Let’s introduce Mr Goodbar to my Mounds…

GoldieAV16's avatar

Excellent. I knew I could count on you guys…

Dutchess_III's avatar

If you don’t have a Payday soon I’m going to Blow, Pops!

gailcalled's avatar

Looking for Mr. Goodbar

Dutchess_III's avatar

^^^^ That was a good movie.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

We should be able to work Hershey Kisses into this.

zenvelo's avatar

When you Kiss me, don’t give my tongue a Charleston Chew. It would feel like the KitKat. And ignore the little boy outsides Snicker-ing. Just show me how your Tootsie Rolls.

I paid 100 Grand for this present!

ragingloli's avatar

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”

Dutchess_III's avatar

^^^^ Nerds.

Seek's avatar

Don’t forget gum. Stride, five, extra… There are dirty jokes all over the place.

janbb's avatar

Butterfingers and Bit O’ Honey – need I say more?

GoldieAV16's avatar

Oh, this is going to be fun!

Dutchess_III's avatar

SEX!! WHY ALWAYS SEX??!!!

cookieman's avatar

I promise Good n’ Plenty love as I wrap my Hershey Kisses around your Mr. Good Bar.

bunnyslippers's avatar

@Dutchess_III I think I went to high school with you.

As for the candy bar letter, I’m not sure, maybe you should also do the rest of the letter in magazine cutout letters, and leave the thing on the front porch, oh and don’t sign it anywhere but leave a picture with the eyes burned out so that everyone knows who it’s for, I did that for my last girlfriend…

bunnyslippers's avatar

@Dutchess_III “SEX!! WHY ALWAYS SEX??!!!” That’s what my high school girlfriend used to say too..

augustlan's avatar

So fun! If you want to give him a break between sex acts, tell him he can Take 5.

Dutchess_III's avatar

“Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar!”

bunnyslippers's avatar

@Dutchess_III If that’s an innuendo of some sort it sounds painful…

Dutchess_III's avatar

Some people like that shit @bunnyslippers!

ucme's avatar

I’m gonna rip your Snickers off!

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