What is an interesting confession to make to a priest?

Assuming the priest cannot see your face, say, “I’ve done as you suggested at my last confession. Now, what do I do with the body?”

@Hawaii_Jake Haha so the priest told him to kill someone?

I wonder what the hell a priest would say if you told him you wanted to become a vampire.

@illusionslies Yes. :-)

I was in a former profession where I had frank talks with people in all sorts of roles. This, a priest told me, when I begged him for a good confession that he’d heard: Lots of middle-aged and older women were coming to him for confessions, they felt bad about masturbating. This was in a small town. He talked this over with his buddy, the local gp. During confession, he would encourage these women to visit their family dr. He would diagnose an innocuous rash and prescribe a soothing lotion to be massaged gently into affected area(s).

“I sucked you off when I was six, you forced me & now it’s time for you to die!”

I found your secret stash of videos. Give me all you money, or they go to the pigs.

I’m not a Christian so I’ve never confessed. But this confession was really funny.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gNgIY1EAW6w
Funniest confession ever, although only fellow Brits will get it.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.