What's the proper way to consume a large 3-scoop ice cream cone?

Seal the edges of each scoop by lickin em solid. Then just keep goin in circles.

My explanation would be NSFW.

In the bath tub. @Apparently_Im_The_Grumpy_One ‘s wise answer is the appropriate method for a two scoop but not workable for a three scoop.

As fast as you can.

With the help of a dear friend. (Or grandchild)

I disagree with @talljasperman. Chomp it with your teeth.

Slowly and purposefully while masturbating.

What? No?! Other people don’t do this?

Lots of love bites, with alternate tongue.

Three scoops? Regular American scoops? Blech! To much ice cream. My answer is in a cup. Or, take two scoops and put them in a container and store them in the fridge and eat one scoop on the cone for now.

Have a big bowl and spoon handy while you eat it. When it starts to fall, put it in the bowl and carry on with your spoon. If you’ve got a friend, give them a spoon too!

It depends on the configuration.
@Apparently_Im_The_Grumpy_One‘s method seems perfectly workable if the scoops are mostly evenly round, @janbb.
“Oral sex” is SFW, @talljasperman, lol.
Flat bottomed scoops are definitely going to require some chomping, @Haleth & @zenvelo!
Mood music @Pachy.
Sweet, @Here2_4 & @snowberry!
We’ll let you off with a scoop of neapolitan then, @JLeslie

With gusto