(NSFW) Did I hurt his wiggle?

This is in social so I figure we can play with it a bit but this is the truth.
A friend of mine broke his penis – (read those last 3 words again!) – during a sex act!
Look up penile fracture.
Awful.
I’m wincing right now.

Of course that did not happen to your guy but he really could have been hurt depending upon the acrobatics.

Better that than this

“wiggle”? Really?

You accidentally added a “t” in “Will it suck?”
If he looked hurt (in pain) then he might have spoken the truth.
Then again, if not in pain, he might have a high pain threshold, and still be telling the truth.
Then again still, he might have had a premature ejaculation indeed, like you hinted at, but that isn’t a crime in itself.
Next time better (longer playtime)!

Can definitely get hurt that way.

@dopeguru: Is this the same guy you asked about when you asked (most recently), “Why can’t this guy get a proper erection?” and “What can I do to make him love me?” In that question (the latter), someone linked a previous question you asked where you hadn’t responded to some questions asked on the thread.

Wiggle? You mean “penis” right? We’re all grown ups. It’s OK to say “penis.”
Yeah, you hurt his dick. Ease up.

Wiggle?
I mean, if he started twerking & his cock got stuck up his arse then his fault if it hurt.

Is this guy who you wanted to have fall in love with you in 3 days?

Yes. Same person.

@elbanditoroso – see my comment above.

The OP is right to keep the “nsfw” portion of this post inside the details portion, even if it does mean using a silly euphemism in the title.

So, you were screwing?
Maybe you cross threaded.

At least you got past this stage of the relationship.

It’s an entertaining notion that the alternative to him being physically uncomfortable is that he was embarrassed and needed an escape.

It over looks the possibility that he wanted a real escape. As in getting the fuck out of there before much more time passed.

LOL! I don’t think she actually got past that stage of the “relationship.” I mean, she had sex with him, but it probably doesn’t mean “love” to him. Especially since she’s cross threaded. Loll @filmfann!

Think it might be he is Metric and she is SAE (American). That is the a real cross-thread when screwing in.

Oh, this is all screwed up.

I’m so confused. I thought you had said in an earlier question that he came twice and was at half mast? So he also ejaculated prematurely and twisted his penis? This is all not sounding good for the guy or you!

How did he leap up if you were on top?

Yes. The wiggle is mortal.

That hurts just to think about. Maybe you two should just go with the missionary position, and try some foreplay first. Just sayin. Sounds like what you all did was more: slam, bam, ouch, you hurt me ma’am.

Well, she’s going out of the country forever, like tomorrow, so he’s safe.