If you ever propose a toast, do you have a favorite one?

“Here’s tae us, none like us, damn few, and they’re all deed (dead)”
A Scots toast (I have a heavily Scottish background, our family tartan used to be on Thermoses all across America!)

Sourdough, of course, with creamy scrambled eggs.

@canidmajor: Royal Stewart?

@ragingloli, haha. I knew somebody was going to make that joke, but I didn’t think it would be you. Sounds good, actually.

@Jeruba Wallace plaid. Not my favorite, but oh well. :-)

@canidmajor, my family’s tartan was a very, very dull MacNeill. I wish great-granny had been a Buchanan.

I do:

May all your joys be true joys
And all your pain be champagne

My friend:
(hitting mic) Testicles, testicles, one two three.
Big laughs, moves on.

Here’s my favorite (unfortunately I cannot claim credit for it, I first heard it from a female teacher, of all people!):

“To your genitalia,
May they never fail ya”

@yesitszen Good one! I’ll have to remember it!

“Here’s to those who wish us well…and all the rest can go to hell.”

- Elaine Benes

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