Should NY build a wall between itself and Canada?

They are in my town, pooping all over and taking that job away from resident birds. It is an outrage! Send them back, I say. Deport all the Canada geese!

Build that wall!
Build that wall!

^^ And let’s make the geese pay for it!

At least we don’t have Ibis Birds .

We need to put them on the ‘Bird Ban List” immediately and if we don’t have one we need to ask Congress for $12 Billion to start one.

https://i.imgur.com/uaCf36z.jpg

Capped from a show called Post Radical (S01E02) about skateboarding in Palestine and Israel. Fantastic show.

The World’s Weirdest Skateboarder <——Was fucking amazing.

If you can find a way to watch that please do. It is one of the best things I have watched in a while.

And they bite! They are violent and aggressive! In my town they destroyed a fake dog silhouette that was there to frighten them away. They flouted the authority of the two dimensional lawful guardian and rained wanton destruction (and poop) down on us all!

@canidmajor Canada is not sending their best birds. Don’t get me started on the Anchor nests they make. ~

Lordy, I hope those aren’t anybody’s best birds…they killed a tin cut out!

We’re being goosed by Canada. It’s a fowl thing for them to do but at least thee are enough cars and statues to go around.

Those birds are rapists and murders.

@Dutchess_III It’s the crows that are murders. The geese are rapists and poopers.

Well, flock them and their dirty dirty ways. Build that wall. It’s not like they could get past that!

…that was so racist @janbb!!

@ScienceChick, yeah! Have the wall builders not heard of PLANES??

@Dutchess_III technically, @janbb is being ‘specist’ . We are all guilty of anthropomorphism.

We even have them Canadian fuckers in the Netherlands now.

Wall-o-poop, is what you soon enough get.

Omigod, it’s a global coop! (Didja see what I did there?) :-D

HEY! DECLARE Canada a threat and we are going to send our bomber squadron.

I say legalize Christmas goose year round!
You hear that Canada? Cross the line and your goose is cooked!

You don’t scare us our bomber squadron is endless, your sky will grow dark with our honking bombers trained to hit their targets with pin plop accuracy.

I say seperate the eggs from the parents and send them to internment camps.

^^^ Hell,. I say separate the whites from the yolks!

Oooooooo!!!!

^^^Too far?

Well, there is already a war on Christmas. It seems only fair we have a war on Christmas Goose! Yippee kaiyay, Mother Goose.