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Once you are old and decrepit, and your good-for-nothing children have offloaded you at a retirement home, what will your daily routine be like?

Asked by ragingloli (46161points) 1 week ago

Unless of course they shipped you to the sausage factory, in which case: What kind of sausage will you be?

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RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Getting my flat mates to play old fashion Dungeons and Dragons 12 hours a day or more. Preferably 3rd or 4th edition. Fluther, YouTube and sleeping.

Caravanfan's avatar

I hate 4th edition. Prefer 3.5 or 5th, or d20 modern (which is basically 3.5)

anniereborn's avatar

sleep, eat, bathroom, sleep, eat, bathroom, sleep

Inspired_2write's avatar

I would take off for a much need vacation!

SergeantQueen's avatar

Cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine.

Demosthenes's avatar

I’ll find myself a good spot at the staring window.

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stanleybmanly's avatar

Who knows or can even begin to predict such a thing?

Patty_Melt's avatar

Like hell!!!
My books are going to make me filthy rich. Good luck to the little ingrates finding me in my cozy new home.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Plotting revenge at those who have wronged me.

cookieman's avatar

My daughter has already said she will not be taking care of us when we’re elderly. Says she’ll hire someone. Given how much that costs, I doubt she’ll be able to afford it.

Best outcome is I die first, leave a giant life insurance policy to my wife who then dies herself before the money runs out.

RabidWolf's avatar

Rewriting my will, leaving everything to SPCA and Saint Judes.

kritiper's avatar

Watching Cartoon Network all day long.

raum's avatar

Yelling at kids to get off of my lawn.

[Really hoping the sausage factory has a lawn so I can live out my dream.]

ucme's avatar

Jerk off to Saddam’s execution video, play dominoes.

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