What calamity will April bestow upon the earth?

Locusts eating everything.

You could always visit the colonies. Loli!

It’s going to be big to top this pandemic.
It’s already putting us into a global recession.

Duh. What else after a pandemic breaks out?
Zombie apocalypse.

Spring flowers.

that comes in May

I like to rush things along.

Joe Biden totally losing it and begins seeing trump as Obama.

Unemployment, collapsing house of cards property market, stock market in perpetual swivet, quantitative easing, stagflation, worldwide depression.

Celine Dion releases a virus aid song My Cough Will Go On
This, I believe, will push everybody over the edge, hit squads will track her down & the lucky bugger who finds her gets to hack her stupid skinny head off with a big knife!

Putative pop parodists persist with:

Social distance, the world’s all glue and green
And the blow-capped fountains white

Major Earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanos around the world will blow, polar ice will completely melt, the Equator will freeze over and a gigantic asteroid will touch down on summit of Mauna Kea.

“April showers ( floods) will bring May flowers”.

Unless it rains perhaps drought will be added to the farmers problems this year?