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If a person farts in line while social distancing, does that make it okay if you are wearing a mask?

Asked by ucme (50047points) May 10th, 2020

Did you get yours from mask-er-aid?

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lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Somewhat. You might have to wear two .
If the offender is wearing a thong, it renders the fart twice as deadly.

elbanditoroso's avatar

OK for who? He or she probably feels better.

According to a doctor on the XM medical channel, flatulence does contain viral particles, but underwear and trousers tend to act as good filters (better than facemasks) and therefore the risk to the person downwind of the fart is pretty minimal, as long as that person is not kissing person 1’s butt.

And then there’s crop-dusting definition

ucme's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille I will happily wear none & take whatever comes my way.
@elbanditoroso You’re blowing wind up my arse aren’t you, you cheeky bugger! :D

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@ucme -Don’t be like this guy!

zenvelo's avatar

If you are close enough to get overwhelmed by a fart, either you aren’t social distancing, or the farter needs to leave the line and change out of their now wet shorts.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@zenvelo Or one is really short

kritiper's avatar

If you can’t hear it, yes. If all of the windows get blown out, no.

ucme's avatar

If I heard some fucker in a mask fart in my queue, I’d demand they remove it.
We have to smell your invisible shit, so should you lol

MrGrimm888's avatar

Shit happens…

filmfann's avatar

Are you suggesting the creation of M-95 underwear?

RabidWolf's avatar

GOING DOWN THE HIGHWAY, HITTIN’ 94 WHEN SOMEONE LET A BIG ONE AND BLEW ME OUT THE DOOR. THE TIRES COULDN’T TAKE IT THE ENGINE FELL APART ALL BECAUSE SHE/HE LET A SUPERSONIC FART.

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