What does it take to get you "hot & bothered"?

An oiled up Merkel in a String Bikini.

Summer in New England.
Anytime is Florida.

In short, humidity. Hate it. Hate it.

Condition Circle William during an equatorial cruise.

David Beckham. Grrr…

@KNOWITALL Goldenballs :D

Saving big money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

Walking too far in the sun on a super hot day. Hot? Yep. Bothered? Uh huh. Miserable? Absolutely

A late July evening and mosquitoes.
Passst shhh-chug Dew-ahhhhhh

We at ButlerDeerStalkMaid (BDSM Pty Ltd) services to gentry since 1666 pride ourselves on keeping things tidy.

I’m put in mind of a particular occasion when we had to chasten guests for being out of order, as it were.

They had inadvertently become hot and bothered instead of bothered then hot.

‘Hot and bothered’ is a timely reminder to the throng clamouring to be the one to confer the 50 ton gong on the ‘Poseidon of Ucme’ to maintain some semblance of decorum and felicitous demeanour over coming days.

And bravo to those who are socially distancing themselves from this splendid occasion.

For the aficionado, putative paw-print signed screen shots will be available for sale in the foyer on the day.

There’s no word yet on a potluck potpourri party.

@doyendroll Gene Hackman will be humping Shelley Winters over the punch bowl.
Ernie Borgnine scowls at the preacher & the diving belle.