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Know any funny jokes? (Possibly NSFW)

Asked by seawulf575 (13866points) September 1st, 2020

Time to cheer the crowd up. Let us hear a funny joke. If you go political, you get a drink poured over your head. I’ll start:

We all remember Lorena Bobbit and what she did…got tired of her abusive husband, took a knife and trimmed off his junk. She then took it and drove away, throwing it out the window as she drove. The part of the story you never heard is what happened at that point. She was driving along and threw it out in an intersection. There was a car there, waiting for the light to change. This car had a couple drunks in it, coming home from the bar. When she threw out her load, it hit their car in the windshield. They sat there and looked at it. As the light changed, the driver drove off and the offending piece fell off onto the road again. They drove for a moment before the passenger said “Man! Did you see the dick on that bug?”
Old and cheesy, but maybe it put a smile on someone’s face. Your turn!

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ragingloli's avatar

This is a joke for Friday next week:
“I’m appalled that people would come here and make jokes about the sacrifice Pete’s heroic father made on 9/11. This is not the roast of Pete Davidson’s father. That was in 2001.” – Jimmy Carr

KNOWITALL's avatar

Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.

smudges's avatar

Speaking of Lorena Bobbitt, the last I heard she had moved to Russia and changed her name to Lorena Kutchakockov.

!ba-dum-bum!

smudges's avatar

Why are ‘blond’ jokes so short?
So brunettes can remember them.

!ba-dum-bum!

KNOWITALL's avatar

@seawulf575 I feel like you tossed me a lurve bone somehow with this. I should stick to humor instead of politics I guess! haha!

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