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stratman37's avatar

Can I get sick from oral sex?

Asked by stratman37 (8678points) September 12th, 2008

My wife has a cold. Will I catch it if I perform oral sex on her?

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Mr_M's avatar

If you suck on her nose, maybe.

FrancisRude's avatar

I dont think you should worry about it.

stratman37's avatar

Mr. M – I’m not a rhinophile.

stratman37's avatar

Francis – why?

Mr_M's avatar

@strat, doesn’t that mean you like sex with young Rhinos? I never even suggested that.

FrancisRude's avatar

Well it really all depends.

The common cold is usually spread by direct hand-to-hand contact with infected secretions or from contaminated surfaces. For example, if a person with a cold blows or touches their nose and then touches someone else, that person can subsequently become infected with the virus. Additionally, a cold virus can live on objects such as pens, books, telephones, computer keyboards, and coffee cups for several hours and can thus be acquired from contact with these objects.

http://www.medicinenet.com/common_cold/article.htm

So basically, it all depends.

Mr_M's avatar

Have someone ELSE perform oral sex on your wife. If they don’t come down with anything, you’ll know it’s alright.

JackAdams's avatar

I imagine your wife will be cold towards you, if you don’t perform oral sex on her, regularly.

Always remember that a “practicing heterosexual” is someone who hasn’t perfected it, yet.

Either that, or they’re Irish, which would explain the O’Sexual part.

There’s this Irish dude who sits in my backyard all summer long, right next to my swimming pool.

His name is Paddy O’Furniture.

But seriously, folks…

DandyDear711's avatar

Mr_M – you are too funny. I really can’t read your stuff while drinking coffee – my monitor gets all messy.

JackAdams's avatar

The late Redd Foxx used to tell this story (which is related to your Q) about the time he went to the doctor, not feeling well.

He told his doctor, “I think I might have a cold, because of this constant dripping, from my penis.”

After examining him, his doctor said, “Well, let’s call it ‘the clap,’ until it sneezes.”

stratman37's avatar

Francis, thanx. Everyone else, cover me, I’m goin’ in!

FrancisRude's avatar

Oh you betcha straman! :) I hope you have fun time going in! LOL

JackAdams's avatar

Take pictures!

FrancisRude's avatar

Hahahahhahahhaha…

allengreen's avatar

I nominate this question as the best question ever asked on Fluther.

Would she be sneezing and blowing her nose while you are doing the deal?

stratman37's avatar

flutherer, flutherer, flutherer!

missjena's avatar

yes. syphillis but highly unlikely.

gememers's avatar

@Mr_M I laughed at your nose sucking comment

Violet's avatar

oh yes, you can get sick for sure

phil196662's avatar

Only if you swallow too much…

Violet's avatar

@phil196662 the taste alone makes me sick

phil196662's avatar

@violet; Just take care of the task, I don’t require you to swallow…lol

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