What would your Butler's name be?

Francesco…why? it was the first thing that popped in my head when I read the question :-P

Mine would be John(Ryan)Powell.

Alfred Pennyworth duhhhhhhhh :P

^ ^ wouldn’t he be called Uber-Alfred Pennyworth?

Bartleby. Or Wadsworth.. sounds cool.

Joe

I also think Horatio is a good Butler name….sorry Shakespeare

Igotta

I like the name Andrew for a butler, for some strange reason…

Jeeves.

John McCain

Winston, would you please bring me my tea?

I plan to have a butler some day, mmm, Jeremiah maybe, I like that name for a butler… Like “Jeremiah, I’m going to the club, please prepare the Vantage, also I’ll need a black suit and a white shirt, I don’t have plans to have dinner at home tonight, and send flowers with an “I’m sorry” note to (insert name here), I’ll be back at 9:30, before you go to bed, leave a scoth glass in the studio, thank you, and have a good night.
@Eambos
I love your new avatar :)

Lol. I saw this at a target.

alfonso, wont you fetch me the newspaper?

either that or feltch

Bubba

Actually, I think I would prefer a French Maid named Sarah.

Remington

Chubs

James

If I could have a Jeeves to watch out for me (like Berty Wooster), he could call himself whatever he wanted!

Willard. Which is also the name I would name my Norwich Terrier, upon getting one, of course.

Despite the fact that I am a girl, I’d still be Willard. Are there women butlers?

Rodchester

Tattoo

Milo says “Gail.”

@ gail lurve to gail

Agadore Spartacus.

“W”, or maybe “Dick”. Dick, if you don’t mind, please go out back and shoot yourself in the head. Thank you. That was very good.

John McCain

Wadsworth. Like in clue! :D

@loser: I take it you care a republican?

Nope, Democrat.

what? oohh I get it. Like he would have to kiss your feet and everything. lol nice

OBiden.

I might have to let him go, he dropped the economy another time.

Rhett?

GAIL WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no Jamie does! Wadsworth is the best!!!

Cap’n Silky Pants

Something I won’t forget… like Phucknuckle. ”Phucknuckle!!!!!!! Where are yoou!!! Oh, here you are, right next to me. Phucknuckle be so good and pour us a scotch will you, my good man.”

Would you like to know what it would be or what it is? Because right now it’s mom, but it could also be, The Man, and i know there are many names for this machine.

In all honestly I can’t imagine ever having a butler.

I would love a cleaning service twice weekly but not to be served by anybody.

I guess I’m “downstairs” class, I wasn’t born to expect servants.