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What would your Butler's name be?

Asked by jlm11f (12388points) October 7th, 2008

Yes, I know they come with a name already, but uberbatman (who’s birthday (!!!!) it was yesterday btw), allie and I were discussing what our Butler’s ideal name would be so I figured I would ask the collective for more great names…And of course, most of us won’t have a Butler in our lifetime, but hell, we can dream right?

Now Jeeves, bring me my strawberry smoothie….

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hollywoodduck's avatar

Francesco…why? it was the first thing that popped in my head when I read the question :-P

robmandu's avatar

Mine would be John(Ryan)Powell.

El_Cadejo's avatar

Alfred Pennyworth duhhhhhhhh :P

robmandu's avatar

^ ^ wouldn’t he be called Uber-Alfred Pennyworth?

Allie's avatar

Bartleby. Or Wadsworth.. sounds cool.

jlm11f's avatar

I also think Horatio is a good Butler name….sorry Shakespeare

shilolo's avatar

I like the name Andrew for a butler, for some strange reason…

SuperMouse's avatar

John McCain

eambos's avatar

Winston, would you please bring me my tea?

flameboi's avatar

I plan to have a butler some day, mmm, Jeremiah maybe, I like that name for a butler… Like “Jeremiah, I’m going to the club, please prepare the Vantage, also I’ll need a black suit and a white shirt, I don’t have plans to have dinner at home tonight, and send flowers with an “I’m sorry” note to (insert name here), I’ll be back at 9:30, before you go to bed, leave a scoth glass in the studio, thank you, and have a good night.
I love your new avatar :)

eambos's avatar

Lol. I saw this at a target.

Mtl_zack's avatar

alfonso, wont you fetch me the newspaper?

either that or feltch

shilolo's avatar

Actually, I think I would prefer a French Maid named Sarah.

fireside's avatar


steelmarket's avatar

If I could have a Jeeves to watch out for me (like Berty Wooster), he could call himself whatever he wanted!

Les's avatar

Willard. Which is also the name I would name my Norwich Terrier, upon getting one, of course.

Despite the fact that I am a girl, I’d still be Willard. Are there women butlers?

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gailcalled's avatar

Milo says “Gail.”

Bri_L's avatar

@ gail lurve to gail

syz's avatar

Agadore Spartacus.

susanc's avatar

“W”, or maybe “Dick”. Dick, if you don’t mind, please go out back and shoot yourself in the head. Thank you. That was very good.

loser's avatar

John McCain

Comedian's avatar

Wadsworth. Like in clue! :D

Comedian's avatar

@loser: I take it you care a republican?

loser's avatar

Nope, Democrat.

Comedian's avatar

what? oohh I get it. Like he would have to kiss your feet and everything. lol nice

eambos's avatar


I might have to let him go, he dropped the economy another time.

Bri_L's avatar

GAIL WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comedian's avatar

no Jamie does! Wadsworth is the best!!!

KatyDidIt's avatar

Cap’n Silky Pants

MarkyMark's avatar

Something I won’t forget… like Phucknuckle. ”Phucknuckle!!!!!!! Where are yoou!!! Oh, here you are, right next to me. Phucknuckle be so good and pour us a scotch will you, my good man.”

gretchenpadams's avatar

Would you like to know what it would be or what it is? Because right now it’s mom, but it could also be, The Man, and i know there are many names for this machine.

MadMadMax's avatar

In all honestly I can’t imagine ever having a butler.

I would love a cleaning service twice weekly but not to be served by anybody.

I guess I’m “downstairs” class, I wasn’t born to expect servants.

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