How many Yahoo! Answerers does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them.

How does i change bulblight?

What’s Yahoo! Answers? ;)

1

One to change it and a whole bunch of blow-hards to sit around and discuss it.

1 to change it, 792 spammers to spam it and ask if they might be pregnant, and a bunch of people to discuss how it could have been done better.

wt fdo u men by “liteblb”?????????

How is babby formed?

How girl get pragnent?

How change litbulb?

I had sex with 4 different menz could I be pregnant? How? Why? Who is the father? How do lightbulbs make me pregnant? Will I get pregnant using CFLs?

@90s_kid If your only 14, you probably can’t reach the lightbulb. Better wait for a grownup, Dude.

@syz Oh you must be referring to the guys that do the street repairs in the Seattle area and probably everywhere else too.

then you may want to read my answer on this thread. Thanks for killing the joke. I am 5’3’’ and could easily make it by using a stool.

That didn’t kill the joke. It’s still running on it’s merry way.

And I’d have to say 1 but it would have to be a Fluther crossover.

@loser: You’re wrong. Any Flutherer stupid enough to switch to Yahoo! Answers would be incapable of any lightbulb-related maneuvers.

Oh my goodness!!! WHAT was I thinking?!! You’re absolutely correct! My apologies to the entire collective!!!

I gotta say none. They are too busy figuring out the baby daddy. They don’t realize the lightbulb is blown. However, when it remains dark, they will ask, “Who turned off the light and why won’t it come back on?”

I’d like to say something smart, but I spent too much time on Yahoo Answers! Besides which, why do you need to change a lightbulb? Aren’t they just fine as they are?

@daloon: Ah. Only a Yahoo Answers user wouldn’t understand why the hypothetical lightbulb needs changing. ;)

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Whoa, Nelly! It’s a hypothetical lightbulb? Wouldn’t that require hypothetical change? Oh boy, this is too much for my yahoo upbringing. I’m going back to the sticks!

No!!! The Dark Side is tempting but don’t do it!!!

What would Edison say?

Something like, “I am your father…”

@loser: lol

@aanuszek: that made my day.