Which villain in movies would you hire to "discipline" someone who, shall we say needs sorting out?
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January 31st, 2010
Just for the hell of it really. Who would be up to the task in your book? Humour of course is most welcome.
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I might hire a hero instead to do the sorting out. Batman, for example.
The female devil in ‘The Bedazzled’.
Any klingon in the Star trek universe. :) talk about some a$$ whoopings.
the Ripper from “Last Action Hero”
@DrBill you just reminded me, Jack The Ripper!!! :O
Steven Seagall. I want him for my neighbor. ( the parts he plays not actual him)
@Anon_Jihad So, you are obviously the big dick.The men on the side of ya are your balls.Now there are two types of balls.There are big brave balls, & there are little mincey faggot balls.Now,dicks have drive & clarity of vision,but they are not clever.They smell pussy & they want a piece of the action & you thought you smelled some good old pussy & have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time.But you’ve got your parties muddled up.There’s no pussy here just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman.Like a prick, you are having second thoughts.You are shrinking & your two little balls are shrinking with you & the fact that you’ve got replica written down the side of your guns & the fact that i’ve got desert eagle.50 written down the side of mine. Should precipertate your balls into shrinking,along with your prescence. Now….Fuck off.
Any sith from star wars. They can beat your tail and not even be in the same room. Thats whats up!
Most any Klingon could do the job effectively. I would choose Kahless the Unforgettable. Not a villian, but an effective sorter-outer nonetheless.
The Emperor from Star Wars. He’s one nasty dude!
Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest… shudder
Willem Dafoe in just about any movie.
Abomination, or maybe the Joker. Like from the Arkam Asylum graphic novel, not Heath Ledger….
Do the flying monkeys from “The wizard of Oz” count? :P
Billy Mumy in that Twilight Zone episode where he changes reality with is mind.
Spare the Rod (Serling), and spoil the child!
Annie Wilkes (Kathy Bates’ character in Misery), Verbal Kint, and if I was really, really pissed and wanted to put the fear of God into them O-Ren Ishi.
Oroku Saki, or Shredder if you will, from Ninja Turtles.
He knows wassup.
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