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RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Hey Ladies! How do you prefer your manscaping?

Asked by RealEyesRealizeRealLies (30877points) February 27th, 2010

Please answer these specific question…

Gray, Touch of Gray, or Color?

Clean Shaved, Face Scaping, or Full Beard?

Perfumed, Lightly Scented, or just the Blood Sweat & Tears?

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And what about Cock Scaping too?

Full Bush complete with Hairy Shaft?
Lightly Trimmed, Scaped, and cared for?
Heavily Trimmed, Boyish?
All Gone, Kojak would be proud?

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What are your preferences in men?

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Attention ALL Men (Including Homosexuals)
This is a question for Ladies Only. You may ask a question of the Ladies responses, offer suggestions as how best to achieve a particular look that’s been suggested, and even call out the official names of the suggested looks provided by the ladies… BUT YOU MAY NOT offer your own personal preferences as to proper manscaping. I’m not interested in your opinion of how men should look. I want to know what the Ladies prefer.

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21 Answers

Jude's avatar

Grateful Dead (Touch o’ Gray) ! Clean shaven and cologne.

The rest? I really don’t care, because I don’t have to look at it. :) If I had to pick, though, I’d go with a semi-Hairy Garcia.

(lesbian answering :)

Justnice's avatar

Color, face scraping, lightly scented or natural. As for down there, lightly trimmed will do it. Also, don’t grow the hair on your head, leave that for us women.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

@Justnice “don’t grow the hair on your head, leave that for us women.”

Shall we call this the Headless Horseman, or the Bald Knobber?

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

this is entirely too complicated. i’m not smart enough to do this.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

@jjmah

I like that term… “semi-Hairy Garcia”

Frankie's avatar

I’m assuming the very first line is referring to hair color? If so, I couldn’t really care less…I’m only 21 so I don’t know if I would actually date a guy who had fully grey hair as that would most likely mean that he is significantly older than me, but some older guys with grey hair are attractive.

I definitely like scruffiness. 3 to 5 days after shaving is perfect to me. Most of my girl friends seem to prefer clean shaven, though, so I guess I’m kind of a minority.

I’m really glad you asked about cologne/perfume. A lot of young guys seem to have issues with this. Guys: Please, please, for the love of God, buy the expensive stuff and use it sparingly. One spritz is enough. Being able to smell your cologne when I’m standing close to you=sexy. Smelling your cologne from across the room=NOT sexy. ONE spritz. Really. You don’t want it to completely cover your natural, delicious boy smell (provided you have showered within the past 24 hours) :)

Lightly trimmed “down there” is nice. A full bush is a bit gross to go down on, and so is completely bald…I like sleeping with grown men, and grown men have hair. Just keep it trimmed and I’m sure you won’t get any complaints.

My preferences in men….Not sure what to put here. Do you mean appearance besides the specifics you asked about? Or personality? Or something else?

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

@Frankie

So you encourage all men to be “Sparing Monogamous Spritzers?” (SMS)… wise advice!

Preferences is specifically designated as physical scaping and scent. So tattoos and body piercings could be included every bit as much as mohawks. yes I know I misspelled mohawk.

janbb's avatar

Really depends on the guy and how he looks best. I don’t pre-judge anything; some guys look great with beards, some better clean-shaven. Increasingly, some of my best friends are baldies. As for other bits, I’ve always figured it comes as it comes.

Frankie's avatar

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies Okay, so you mean more appearance preferences, then? As far as hair goes, I’m not really into crazy hair styles on guys. I consider myself pretty low maintenance, so I wouldn’t really be into a guy who spends more time on his hair than I do (which is maybe 5 minutes). I once casually dated a guy who had the same hair straightener as I do in his bathroom and that just weirded me out. We stopped dating about a week later.

Tattoos…I really don’t care as long as they are located on areas that would easily be covered up. And I’m not really into piercings on guys.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies yea I like my partners smart and however they want to scape is their business.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Oh… You’re concerned with the mental landscape more than the physical landscape… I see.

Kudos!

I’m off to get my monthly mental manicure… Chow!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

No color ever,clean shaven,very little if any cologne,trimmed,scaped and cared for.Sasquatch doesn’t exist in my world.lol!

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Ha!

Big Foot < Big Fun!

Vunessuh's avatar

I don’t mind facial hair as long as we’re not talking a Santa Claus beard or anything.
As far as downstairs, hairballs are for cats so keep your junk trimmed.

Keysha's avatar

I prefer Arisztid. He has no facial hair. Currently black hair, going white at the temples. His face is not gray, thank goodness. That would be bad. As far as down below, [rolls eyes at how nosy some people are] I’m not into gorillas. But I also am not into children that have no hair. Aris is all male. Beyond that, it is none of your business.

As far as scent, he prefers amber oil, sandalwood oil, and his own unique scent. Nothing matches it for me. He is just yummy all around.

candide's avatar

gladly:
Distinguished Touch of Gray (and definately not bald, not that I don’t know several nice bald men, I just don’t want to sleep with them;)), Clean Shaven (no slovenly one-day beards, yuk!), Lightly Scented – oooh I’d turn into putty!
for the other: Lightly Trimmed, and meticulously clean

hope that helps

Facade's avatar

Upstairs: Touch of gray, face scaping, lightly scented
Downstairs: Same lol

lazydaisy's avatar

How do you plan to use this information?

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

@lazydaisy
Just gathering RAW data for the biggest social experiment of ALL TIME… mwuahahaha!

Sophief's avatar

I prefer the cock to be lightly trimmed. I don’t mind about his facial hair because he is sexy either way. I prefer him to smell good, but if he doesn’t then I still want him, and his sweat still smells good.

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