What was the first question ever posted on Fluther?

It’s in the archive.

It was either about salt or pepper, I can’t remember, but as @dpworkin says, you can find it by doing a search.

March 24th, 2009 – Wow there are a lot of Wis.dm refugee on here. Do you think the non-wis.dmers resent us a little?

@scamp Ha! Found it, thanks. :)

@Leanne1986 Not at all, although I’m not sure what that has to do with this q. :)

@Likeradar I think it was her first question on Fluther.

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities Ahhh. Makes sense.

I think Andrew posted it and it was about salt and pepper. I’ve seen it before.

Ben. Not Andrew.

Ben is Andrew.

And vice versa.

I am gailcalled.

But wait, I’m breedmitch. Does that make me gailcalled too? o_0

Are we playing the pretend game? Can I be Basil?

Yeah sure, why not. Jump aboard rangerr…uh…I mean Basil.

Meow

I am Andrew. I suppose that means I am Ben, too.

Nobody wants to be Tim? Can I be Tim and Basil?

I am rangerr

I claim eponymoushipster, though I would suck at being him

And I’m Ryan! You’re all one big bag of dicks.

@Sarcasm nice.

I am Mike_Hunt.

Edit: Actually. Hi, I’m Pete. Nice to make your acquaintance.

@Val123: No. Pick someone else. You can’t be rangerr.

I am Sarcasm
Look at me! I have a neckbeard and I play video games all day long and I know German lololololololololol

@petethepothead Oh hi. Lets be friends?

@rangerr/Tim/Basil: Yes, please. <3

Tim and Mike_Hunt being friends?
..We’re gonna need a bigger Pabst.

I would care, but I’m too busy playing the new borderlands DLC

@petethepothead I wanna be rangerr!!! (See? I’m already acting like her!:)

@Val123 If you’re rangerr, that means that you get the job of being lovey-dovey with him. I might miss that if you take it.
and hey! I don’t have tantrums that often!

I’m Zen_Again. Didn’t we play this once already? <sigh>

Can I be Milo? If not, then I want to be Tim.

I don’t remember. I know it was something boring, at least it was boring to me, but all the questions I asked that I really wanted to ask got modded.

@Val123: No. I don’t want to be lovey-dovey with an impostor. :(

@Likeradar Yeah, I’m a dumbass and read the question wrong. I thought it said “What was your first question on Fluther?” Feel free to just ignore me.

FINE! I’m…..um….JOE! Now I don’t have to be lovey dovey with anyone. Ever. :)

@Val123 No, now you have to be lovey dovey with @Allie (Whomever is playing her in this strange alternate reality).

@Sarcasm crap! Hmmmm….... can I be jbFletcheran?