Nsfw:What experiences have you had involving sex & food?

I hid a sub underneath my bed to feast upon after finishing on my lady. It was Class-ay!

Bringing food into sex is, has and always will gross me the f*ck out. I’m all for spicing things up, but use a whip and ball gag for god sake and leave perishables out of it.

Nothing beats Pop Rocks and a blind fold!

As far as I’ve gone with this is sharing a Lifesaver. That’s about as far as I want to go with it, too. I value both food and sex too much to combine them. Money, too, come to think of it.

A lover stole my burger once, so he was whipped and punished adequately. Nothing like a shiny black stiletto poked menacingly on a mans bare back.

Rice is also good, or at least rice grains for when he has been a naughty boy.

I have such a dull fridge that if I had to to the 9 and Half weeks scenario it would go like this. Id be pinned lustfully against the icy fridge opening. Waiting and wanton while he peered with sheer panic at last years pickle jar, and a mouldy wedge of cheese .. sigh..

One of my favorite pre-seductions is to throw a candlelit picnic on the floor.

I lay out bamboo mats and serve about a dozen different sensual foods.
Strawberries and chocolate, creamy cheeses, olives and other fruits, breads for dipping and lots of good wine! lol

I have captivated more than one date with my romantic picnics! lol

@Coloma sounds divine… do you really have to throw it though heh heh

Yep…one can get quite inventive..bobbing for olives tucked into strategic places. lololol

I vaguely remember doing something with ship cream involved – I didn’t like it.

pumpkins and V-8 juice…..That is all I am sayin.

Rubbing frozen fruit ice cubes on the wife and licking, does this count…

@judochop please please don’t say more—at least in this thread.

@Coloma you remind me so much of an ex girl friend of mine, she was also an I/D. She blindfolded me once, drove forever, kept the blind fold on then ta daaa I was sitting in a dock yard at night. Beautiful ships, silent. A table set in white linen, silver accessories, red roses, and Royal Albert tea cups. She was amazing. She is late now and I think of her often :)

Food during sex doesn’t interest me in the bit. Whipped cream, syrups and even flavored oils seem silly to me. I’m kind of a purist when it comes to sex, I want to enjoy the skin and all it’s natural textures and tastes.

Scotch, hot chocolate, tea, ice cubes—all provided a rather uplifting experience;-)

Oh okay. It’s not exactly food but I have had a fun time rubbing ice cubes in my SO’s nether crevices.

When it comes to sex, food NO. @drClaw is right on.

Vegetables YES. When used for sex, it becomes a toy.

Cheers all.The inference in my question was not penetration by cucumber & the like.More squirty cream strategically placed on the more desirable parts of the body.As my mother always said, never speak with your mouthful.

I don’t need a dairy product to produce “squirty cream”.

Even if it is a little cheesy.

You are so, Austin Powers. lol

Masturbate and masticate.

I’m still wondering what ‘ship cream’ is? lololololol

@Just_Justine
Sounds wonderful! I am big on celebrating for any silly reason! ;-)

Does making love to a watermelon count?

What no American Pie? hahahaha

( Oooh..THAT was baaad! ) hahaha

@mrentropy I’m all about mastication, especially when it involves that 12-incher I mentioned earlier.

If you can recall the Oscar-worthy movie, Varsity Blues, I was once treated to a similar whip cream ensemble. It was more in my way.

All I know is that although involving chocolate syrup may seem like a good idea, the stickiness of it kind of ruins the aspect of sensuality.

When I was with an ex, a few years ago, we were going to use a flake. But he was late and I was hungry, so I ate it.