Does anyone know what page this quote is on in the novel "Everything is Illuminated" by Foer?

do you have the book?

It depends on what edition of the book you’re using. I just looked up the book on Google Books and searched for elements of the quote you’re listing here, but I don’t come up with any results, which seems a little weird. However, I did search for “everything is illuminated quotes” and found that the passage you mentioned is in the movie.

So you’re probably out of luck. It seems the quote you mentioned does not actually appear in the book, and there are no page numbers in a movie.

But really, you probably would have known that if you’d actually read the book.