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What are some funny "knock knock" jokes that you care to share?

Asked by ucme (46715points) June 24th, 2010

The standard been around for ages good ole knock knock joke. Be they dirty clean lame or hilarious. From your childhood or one you heard recently. Let’s revive this old chestnut. Give it your best gag, you may proceed.

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Seek's avatar

Knock knock!
~Who’s there?
Interrupting cow!

shego's avatar

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo who?
There’s no need to cry

AmWiser's avatar

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

CMaz's avatar

Who’s there?
Mayer, who?
Mayer days be filled with laughter.

Dr_Lawrence's avatar

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Apple who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Apple who?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Apple again?

rpm_pseud0name's avatar

@AmWiser….I chuckled a bit upon reading your first one, ‘Doris’. It’s cute, never heard it before. Thanks for brightening my day. :)

rebbel's avatar

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dini, who?

Fyrius's avatar

I grew up entirely without “knock knock” jokes, and I’m astonished they can actually be funny.

rebbel's avatar

Me too, never heard of it.
I guess it’s American or English?

Fyrius's avatar

American, I think.

filmfann's avatar

Knock Knock (now you say who’s there)
Who’s there?
Control Freak (now you say Control Freak who)

I am amazed at how many people don’t get this joke.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of these knock knock jokes that I could scream.

@filmfann. I get it and it’s a good joke too. =)

Harold's avatar

Have you heard the Irish Knock Knock joke?
You start….............

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