(NSFW) How do you dry your naughty bits?

There is nothing nasty about my bits so it follows that I dry my whole body with the same towel.

“Nasty bits” get the last use of the towel. Just the way I roll.

Drying my butt crack and then my face does not jive for me.

I have no nasty bits and I feel sorry for people who do.

No, I’m a very thorough washer. Veeerrrryyyy thorough.

No. After I have had a shower all of me is clean. That’s the whole point of having a shower.

What @Simone_De_Beauvoir said.
They’re not nasty; I just cleaned them. In fact, they’re never nasty…

I don’t have any nasty bits. I’m an equal opportunity dryer.

The front nasty bit gets dried by friction.

My nasty bits aren’t nasty any more after a shower. You can always drip dry.for those with issues.

Blow dry…..no make that blow job. I have jiggly bits, I even have shadowy bits, but nowt nasty.

After a shower, my bits are clean. Why would I need to use anything else, but, the same towel?

I let them dry naturally

With a blowtorch.

Also same towel but last. I agree I’m all clean but, still, last.

They best not be nasty after a shower. It takes a lot of effort to get this much mass clean.

Same towel, all over (starting with the hair and working my way down).

As for you…may I suggest a luffa

@ChazMaz My towel’s in the wash. Can I borrow your blowtorch?

I can do two at a time.

What? You think I’m gonna let you burn my ass?

@wundayatta Or you could get Chazzie to blow on them?

@jjmah – Don’t be jealous. I can squeeze a third in. LOL

@ChazMaz I’ll lend you my barbeque grill if you need some additional burners.

Sounds like a party! Who is bringing the beer?

My bits are never nasty! OK, they get a bit snide from time to time, but not outright nasty

I’m there already! Sounds like it’s going to be hot!

After my bath, I’m clean….not an issue!

lol…I don’t think of any part of my body as that nasty, at least not after getting out of the shower. I just use the same towel, though I usually dry my hair first. I also seem to be using the hairdryer to dry everywhere, not just my hair.

It’s easy. First use a flexible hand shower to get those hard to reach places clean, then, use two towels, one to dry off with, and the other to sit on

I get out the ole mink, and glide the private bits on the nice fake or real fur. Not nasty just a bit pervy.

After all, you get in the shower to get clean….if you do a good job, what is the big deal about “nasty bits!” isn’t that why you took a bath!

A friend of a friend of a friend had a swing installed in her bedroom to make the process more fun.

I like to fan my junk with a towel.

All of my bits are quite dignified. None are naughty, thank you very much.

:)

@DarlingRhadamanthus LMAO…..........that was good!

Thanks, everyone. I am with all of you who said that after a proper washing, there are no nasties left.

@DominicX & @cprevite I keep my hair cut pretty short, but it’s always the first ting I dry. Otherwise, it just keeps dripping and re-wetting everything else. It’s only logical to start at the top, and work your way down, no?

I’m a thorough washer so I’m not worried about any part of my towel dabbing my bum or lady bits.

@ETpro loll..looks like everyone really had some fun with your question!

@BoBo1946 Thanks. I certainly hope so.

I agree with @Simone_De_Beauvoir and other similar answers, and that’s the way i roll too.

I just wrap a towel around myself and start dancing around in my kitchen while listening to Type O Negative, no matter the bits.

Actually I don’t do it in the kitchen anymore since I got a roomie, must keep my bits and I to my bedroom.

@Symbeline Sounds like bath time would be truly interesting at your place. :-)

@ETpro It’s a good way to dry off, I find. You can do your hair after. :D

The dirtiest part of the body is of course the brain, but drying it is not considered a good idea.

@GeorgeGee Great point. It doesn’t work well after being fully dried.