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What's the lamest movie quote ever?

Asked by Berserker (33470points) August 16th, 2010

Movies are often very inspirational and all, but on that same coin, much mush and corndog factor rears its ugly head.
So what’s the lamest thing you’ve ever heard in a movie?

For example, while I’m madly in love with Highlander, I just can’t get over the following quote, by Brenda Wyatt; Most people are afraid to die. That’s not your problem, you’re afraid to live.
Pfft, wow that’s deep, and that’s not even while considering that she’s saying that to some dude who’s immortal.
It’s actually pretty cool though, it just stinks of cheese so much.

So what’s yours?

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17 Answers

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

You complete me.

DeanV's avatar

“I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.”

Anakin Skywalker – Star Wars Episode II.

I remember thinking “Okay. and…”

gypsywench's avatar

“You had me at hello”
“I’m the king of the world”
“Nobody puts baby in a corner”
all lame

chyna's avatar

“Make my day.”

frdelrosario's avatar

In Taken, starring Jon Hamm, a character in a 1950s flashback advised another : “You should hook up with [that woman]. She has the hots for you.”

ipso's avatar

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass; ..and I’m all out of bubblegum.”

Which led to this

amazingme's avatar

“Hold on there, spider monkey”.

Austinlad's avatar

Lame or cool. You decide which from this short list of film noir quotes:

Mike Hammer: “You’re never around when I need you.”
Velda: “You never need me when I’m around.”
D.O.A. (1950)

Cop: “Can I help you?”
Bigelow): “I want to report a murder.”
Cop: “Where was this murder committed?”
Bigelow: “San Francisco, last night.”
Cop: “Who was murdered?”
Bigelow: “I was.”
DETOUR (1946)

Al Roberts: “When this drunk gave me a ten spot, I couldn’t get very excited. What was it? A piece of paper crawling with germs.”

Rick:“I came to Casablanca for the waters.”
Capt. Renault: “But we’re in the middle of the desert.”
Rick: “I was misinformed.”

Hardy Cathcart: “How I detest the dawn. The grass always looks like it’s been left out all night.


Johnny: “You oughta have more sense than to take chances with strangers like this.”
Joyce: “It’s funny, but practically all the people I know were strangers when I met them.”

Pandora's avatar

@gypsywench and @chyna You make my day. LOL

filmfann's avatar

Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension:

“No matter where you go, there you are.”

@ipso that was great!

BarnacleBill's avatar

“Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”

Haleth's avatar

“Oh God, not the bees!” -Nicholas Cage

gypsywench's avatar

@BarnacleBill Yes! That quote had always bugged me.

Afos22's avatar

Eight Legged Freaks “Get back you eight legged freaks”

Only138's avatar

“Anybody want a peanut?” LOL

Berserker's avatar

What’s that from?

Only138's avatar

@Symbeline the princess bride…I think. I’ve never actually seen it, but I know they make fun of it in the movie “I Love You, Man”.

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