I'd love to help you out but I only have a small.......?

….circle of friends, and you are not in it.

…window of time in which to escape!

@rebbel Is this “you” a generic term or are you speaking of someone in particular?

amount of cash on me. Sorry, dude.

I’d love to help you out but I only have a small sense of decency. Forget it!

Penis.
We all know that is what all of you wanted to write.

I’d love to help you out but I only have a small other task to do. Nuke the world.

part to play in all of this and what will be will be .

…torque wrench. You’ll have to find someone else to screw it for you.

I’d love to help you out but I only have a small bandage. You’ll have to find someone else to help stop your gushing blood.

@ucme
I looked generic up, and yes, that’s the one.
And i lurve you.

@ragingloli You dirty minded so & so…..furthest thing from my mind….ish!!

I’d love to help you out but I only have a small amount of empathy and I’m not spending it on you.

I’d like to to help you but I have only a small intestine.

I’d love to help you out, but I only have one kidney and I’m holding on to it for dear life.

Small knife! Much too messy for what you want done!

ego

knowledge of construction

Small bladder and can’t sit in the getaway car for that long.

can of WD40 and even smaller roll of duct-tape

amount of patience and I think you will require more.

piece of ham, and i think the dog deserves it more than you…

I’d love to help you out but I only have a small request: can you pull me out of this bottomless pit of quicksand first?

amount of patience.

I’d love to help you out but I only have a small amount of tolerance for stupidity.