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What about these new badges?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26829points) September 14th, 2010

Seeing Fluther is a lot about all the larvae or badges what would you think of a few new badges:

John Gotti badge; for those who were axed from the most Fluthers.

Rip Van Winkle badge; for those who spent X amount of months dormant with no activity to start being active again.

Roadrunner badge; for those who answered X amount of question with answers at least 300 words long in 10 minutes, etc.

Phoenix badge; for those who resurrected themselves under a different moniker.

The Marathon badge; for those who answered X number of times under a single thread.

Wouldn’t those be some cool badges to collect? Bet you even thought of some yourself?

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MissA's avatar

Badger badge…for those who won’t let a thread die a natural death.

iammia's avatar

Yes they would…:)

The Boomerang; for those who delete their accounts in haste then come back again.

Guilty

ucme's avatar

We don’t need no steenkin badges!! :¬)

marinelife's avatar

Bounced Badge For those who get banned,

Whisper Sweet Nothings Badge For those who send above a reasonable amount of PMs.

Crusty Curmudgeon Badge For those who squash other like a bug in a thread.

JilltheTooth's avatar

@marinelife ; Shouldn’t there be 2 bug-crushing badges? One for deservedly crushing a scum-bug, and another for being an a**hole who simply crushes for the meanness of it. (I’ll let you think up appropriate names…)

SundayKittens's avatar

I like them! I’ll wear my Phoenix Badge proudly on my Fluther Scouts sash.

I also think we should have superlatives every year, like in a yearbook. Class Clown, Best Lookin’, Most Likely to Make a Jelly Cry….voting would be easy!!!!

CMaz's avatar

I think you should have a badge taken away, every time someone suggest a new badge.

TexasDude's avatar

I hate to be the resident douchebag, but not of these fit in with the nautical theme of Fluther.

CMaz's avatar

true dog

marinelife's avatar

The Resident Douchebag badge for those throwing cold water on hypothetical hi jinks.

ucme's avatar

The Davy Jones Locker badge, for those MIA.

tinyfaery's avatar

Ooh, burn.

Dr_Dredd's avatar

For MIA folk, how about the Gilligan’s Island badge? Lost on a desert isle somewhere…

tinyfaery's avatar

@Dr_Dredd That’s a good one.

JilltheTooth's avatar

@ChazMaz; no fair posting pics of my “morning face”!!

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Ahem, Neither is Rembrandt, PB & Jelly (a sandwhich), Daubloon (just money), Robot Crush, Pilgrim, Cake in the frizzer, and Autobiographer. (wink wink)

Berserker's avatar

The Sgt. Hartman Badge; for those who have way too many recorded swear words in their posts.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Symbeline What are you $%&!<strong>” talking about? We don’t $_+~!# cuss here in Fluther, we all watch our $#^!~” language. We might as well be mother #^% priest. You think we cuss…....%$&*@! and the horse you rode in on. LMAO LMAO All in fun, I know what you mean :-)

Berserker's avatar

You’d do well to fucking recognize bitch, cuz after you fuck my sister I’ll rip your goddamn head off and shit down your fucking neck! :D

All in fun here too. :) I dun even have a sister anyway. XD

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

@Symbeline And if you did I would not touch her or my fiancee will feed me my own nuts. LOL LOL

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