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Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 13!

Asked by bhec10 (6415 points ) March 23rd, 2011

Okay, the previous thread just reached 500 answers, and it’s starting to take a long time to load up. I think it’s time for a new one!

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!

Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Thanks to the Mods, we can continue this thread weekly until…. Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully most all Jellies will join in.

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462 Answers

janbb's avatar

The Jelly Below Me had pasta for supper.

Ladymia69's avatar

False – I am thinking of having a large number of oranges for dinner tonight.

TJBM is mad, bad, and dangerous to know.

Raven_Rising's avatar

False, but two out of three ain’t bad :)
TJBM is a sci-fi geek.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True :)

TJBM likes to linger in their towel after they get out of the shower.

creative1's avatar

true
tjbm likes eggplant lasgna

saintDrew's avatar

True!!
Tjbm is watching basketball!

JilltheTooth's avatar

False. I’m too short to be anything but envious that those tall people can reach stuff.

TJBM is wishing s/he could sleep in tomorrow.

tranquilsea's avatar

True and I will. Today I was up at 5am for my early morning workout and I’m really looking forward to sleeping until 7am.

TJBM had bad acne as a teen.

Ladymia69's avatar

True. And up until about a year ago, when I found out that pouring my own urine on my face was a cheap, easy, healthy, natural way to get glowing skin. Kidding. But my acne really is gone.

TJBM has an affinity for pills.

rebbel's avatar

If affinity for is the same as he swallows 6 pills of medication each day…, then: true!
Who the fuck is TJBM?
TJBM shed actual tears today when hearing the news of Mrs.(8) Taylor’s passing away.

Ladymia69's avatar

Gonna jump back in here…is this allowed??
False. I am not a fan of Elizabeth Taylor’s, and think she was pretty shallow. Not happy to see her die, but she lived a long, exorbitantly expensive life. And I think the only good acting job I have seen her deliver was “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” and that was because she was really fighting with Richard Burton.

TJBM has a mole in a weird spot.

creative1's avatar

False I don’t have a mole

TJBM has blue boxers on today ;)

jonsblond's avatar

Haha, Do blue panties count? srsly

TJBM enjoys scratching their dog in the spot that makes its leg kick uncontrollably.

Seelix's avatar

False; I don’t have a dog. But I love rubbing the side of my cat’s mouth because it makes her sneeze :)

TJBM has/had a headache today.

Supacase's avatar

True.

TJBM has dirty dishes in the sink.

Bellatrix's avatar

I hope not. I asked my son to wash the dishes when I left for work. You could well be on the money though!
TJBM gets a little irritated when people in the offices around them are very noisy.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

No.I work alone and blast music :)
TJBM occasionally wears a helmet.

snowberry's avatar

Nope, unless it’s a ski helmet. I go very fast.

TJBM has eaten at a Basque restaurant before.

GracieT's avatar

Sorry, but I actually have no idea what kind of food would characterize a Basque resturant. :0)

TJBM played Spin-The-Bottle several times as a kid.

reijinni's avatar

I never played that game.
TJBM does not like the idea of wearing suits.

shego's avatar

True, I like jeans and tee shirts

TJBM can tell me what to expect in Las Vegas
I’m at the airport now

jonsblond's avatar

True. I grew up in Vegas. Expect lots of traffic, good food, disappointment, laughs, drunks and bright lights. Have fun! =)

TJBM likes their roasted marshmallows burnt.

AmWiser's avatar

True.
TJBM like to go fishing

Haleth's avatar

True, but only when drinking. Otherwise I’m bored out of my skull.

TJBM knows how to play a musical instrument.

jonsblond's avatar

True/False I play clarinet and alto sax, I like jelly not jam. But I once could jam on my sax. =)

TJBM parts their hair in the middle.

creative1's avatar

False its now on the side but all growing it used to be parted in the middle!
TJBM Wants to go on trip to a tropical island

shniernan's avatar

Oh my, who wouldn’t? I just might for my 16th birthday. Hrmmm…

Anyways, TJBM knows that “The Game” is officially over. (If they know what “The Game” is.)

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I never knew it was!

TJBM loves Hans Zimmer’s music.

Coloma's avatar

False. Who’s Hans Zimmer?

TJBM has a mouse in their house I have one in my bathtub right now recovering from a round of kitty volleyball. lol

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. Every 6 months I get my house inspected for that stuff! Oh, Hans Zimmer is a famous composer of movie scores. His music is absolutely amazing!

TJBM has a huge day tomorrow! I do, so goodnight my friends!

creative1's avatar

True, learning a new career is hard stuff
TJBM enjoys a nice glass of wine after a hard day at work

Ladymia69's avatar

False, I enjoy something a bit more pharmaceutical than wine.

TJBM does not acknowledge the existence of Justin Bieber.

jonsblond's avatar

False. Kind of hard to do with a 7 year old girl in the house. At least she can sing along to The Beatles and Queen too. ;)

TJBM has eaten a grilled cheese and pb&j sandwich and enjoyed it.

dubsrayboo's avatar

Very true, but it would be nasty together.
TJBM has beautiful children who will be the death of you. :-)

creative1's avatar

so so very true, a 2 yr and a 3 yr old will do that lol
TJBM sleeps in the nude

Haleth's avatar

False. I like to sleep with my windows open, and it would be too cold! Also, am I sensing a theme in your questions? I’m so there for the other two.

TJBM likes Merchant-Ivory films.

JmacOroni's avatar

Maybe false, maybe true. Not really sure what that is.
TJBM has had a pet named Duke or Bella at some point in their life.

Bellatrix's avatar

No, I haven’t had pets with those names.
TJBM is planning to spend the weekend rewatching all their Elizabeth Taylor film collection.

jazmina88's avatar

Yes…..some great movies. Gonna give the woman a last look.
I think FOX or TMC is doin a marathon.

TJBM is an avid fan of horse racing. and Knows The Real Derby is Kentucky’s.

creative1's avatar

False but I had a bf who passed away of cancer who owned race horses and probably did does that count
TJBM loves to read a hot and juicy romance novel

JmacOroni's avatar

False. That is probably the lowest on my list of things I’d like to read.
TJBM is making coffee.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

“Time to make the coffee.” Right.

TJBM has a piece of furniture from a grandparent.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM needs a haircut.

shego's avatar

False, I just washed it, and now it’s super curly and frizzy.

TJBM is going to have a fun filled day.

poofandmook's avatar

False. I am going to spend it getting ready for an audit by preparing about a zillion binders filled with useless, redundant information.

TJBM just about fainted at the gas pump this morning when he/she looked at the total.

erichw1504's avatar

False. I will later today.

TJBM had a bagel this morning.

tranquilsea's avatar

False. Just a cup of tea so far.

TJBM has a strange way of sneezing.

AmWiser's avatar

True. And it’s very cute. If a sneeze can be cute.
TJBM is washing clothes today.

reijinni's avatar

true.
TJBM wants to run for political office.

etignotasanimum's avatar

I don’t right now, and I can’t see myself wanting to in the foreseeable future. It’s a lot of responsibility, and that scares me.
TJBM has gotten into a fight with a guy in one of those mascot suits.

Coloma's avatar

False. But I almost ran over Mr. Pickle in a parking lot once. lol

TJBM has gone deep sea fishing

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Many times in Baja California, around Catalina Island and up and down the east coast Maine to Florida.

TJBM has car less than 2 years old.

bhec10's avatar

I don’t but my dad does.

TJBM just woke up and still has eye boogers.

MilkyWay's avatar

HAHA,,,FALSE
TJBM likes to have breakfast in bed…

bhec10's avatar

Very true, specially if it has been prepared my beautiful girlfriend or my mum :)

TJBM loves the warm feeling of the sun on his/her skin.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM knows a magic trick or two.

MilkyWay's avatar

True…
TJBM has a good sense of humour…

rebbel's avatar

Treu.
TJBM pays a monthly visit to Ikea.

erichw1504's avatar

False, I wish…

TJBM once ate bacon for a midnight snack.

MilkyWay's avatar

false..
TJBM looks in the mirror 3 times a day…

AmWiser's avatar

True…
TJBM is has a nickname and they adore it

MilkyWay's avatar

true
TJBM looks in the mirror 3 times a day have no idea what happened there

Coloma's avatar

Probably, I do have the bad habit of checking my makeup in my car while driving sometimes.
TJBM needs a massage badly

erichw1504's avatar

False. No thanky.

TJBM has succumb to the urge to bust out some moves.

MilkyWay's avatar

haha,false.Really wish i could though…
TJBM is a good dancer…

erichw1504's avatar

False, extremely false.

TJBM can’t believe it’s not butter.

MilkyWay's avatar

lolz,true. do they have that in the states?
TJBM is hungry….

erichw1504's avatar

True, always hungry.

TJBM is about to GET IN MAH BELLAYY!!!

MilkyWay's avatar

FALSE, No chance!
TJBM is a human… (that didn’t make any sense…..oh well)

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is a member of the FBI (female body inspectors).

MilkyWay's avatar

um,False.
TJBM is a bit baffled by what @erichw1504 said above…
I always thought FBI stood for Federal Bureau of Invesigation

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM once twanged all over a phritter in one night.

MilkyWay's avatar

I’m gonna say true,even though I have absolutley no idea what you meant : D
TJBM is….

erichw1504's avatar

True, sometimes I

TJBM once beat beavers behaving badly by building big bats.

bhec10's avatar

Nope.

TJBM thinks @erichw1504 and @queenie are bored lol~

poofandmook's avatar

True.

TJBM has been ill most of the last month and is sick and tired of being sick and tired!

bhec10's avatar

False.

TJAM just made a reference to Anastacia’s song.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is wondering why Mugatu made a disease center for ants.

bhec10's avatar

@erichw1504 What do you mean false? That is undoubtedly a song by Anastacia lol

False, never heard that before.

TJBM is eating a chocolate bar. On his/her own.

MilkyWay's avatar

hmm,false.Though i plan to, after finishing these noodles…
TJBM likes chinese food…

bhec10's avatar

True, I love it

TJBM likes pizzaaaaaaa with an Italian accent

MilkyWay's avatar

True,gotta love it!
TJBM will tell us what they’re fav 4 toppings would be on a Pizza…

erichw1504's avatar

True: bacon, ham, pineapple, and cheese.

TJBM just realized @bvdshec17 asked the jelly above them a question and not the one below. A clear violation of the rules.

bhec10's avatar

True, that was on purpose! I’m so clever

TJBM is wearing tight shorts.

reijinni's avatar

false.
TJBM wishes they had a different governor.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
@erichw1504 you are my new best friend…pineapple as a topping!
TJBM loves to eat different food from different places…

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM just made a new friend.

MilkyWay's avatar

haha,True
TJBM has a cat…

erichw1504's avatar

True. Five.

TJBM ate too much for lunch and is about to lose it.

MilkyWay's avatar

snickers False,not yet ; D
TJBM likes rock music

creative1's avatar

Oh so True AC DC was a favorite mine
TJBM had big lunch and wants to take a nap

MilkyWay's avatar

True.its made me feel drowsy
TJBM likes to take catnaps : )

erichw1504's avatar

False, I avoid naps like the plague.

TJBM believes in the right to believe in a right.

MilkyWay's avatar

True…
TJBM likes tongue twisters…

erichw1504's avatar

True, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

TJBM likes to play Twister.

MilkyWay's avatar

False…
TJBM likes to play Guitar Hero I dont

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM believes this is real footage of Bigfoot.

MilkyWay's avatar

False…
TJBM believes in dragons…

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes to whisper.

MilkyWay's avatar

true,howd you guess?
TJBM LIKES TALKING IN CAPS

creative1's avatar

False, I feel like someone is always yelling when they are talking in all caps
TJBM is in the mood for a back rub right now

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True!

The jelly below me is actually kinda sad that AmWiser’s question was highjacked… (no offense truly meant, but really…)

erichw1504's avatar

True. Pure insanity. I should have boycotted it.

TJBM once boycotted something.

Coloma's avatar

True.
I boycott all goose down products and pate, in honor of my darling chinese geese.
Dreadful how these highly sensitive and intelligent birds are exploited to put a ski jacket on someones back and ‘feed’ their inhumane tastes.

TJBM is in the middle of a crazy storm right now

MilkyWay's avatar

False…it’s dusk and the only sound coming from outside is the chirping of birds…
TJBM loves springtime

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True! Spring and Fall are my favorite seasons!

The jelly below me has to, or knows someone who has to eat a gluten-free diet. Damn food allergies are a pain in the ass, yeah?

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM wants to buy me a Sky Ball.

creative1's avatar

False since I don’t know what a Sky Ball is????
TJBM has a hot date on Friday

erichw1504's avatar

@creative1 did you not click on the link?

False, my wife would kill me.

TJBM has driven a four-wheeler before.

geeky_mama's avatar

True. ATVs and 4×4s both.

TJBM needs a haircut.

tranquilsea's avatar

True. I want to cut my hair semi-short again but my husband is making faces every time I mention it. He’s got a Neanderthal way of thinking going on.

TJBM is having a frustrating day.

Ladymia69's avatar

False. This day has been fantastic!

TJBM thinks that, maybe, when people play this game, they project what they are feeling or thinking onto TJB them.

Coloma's avatar

True. I do it all the time and usually with the disclosure of projection

TJBM is having an afternoon slump projection lol

Bellatrix's avatar

No, it is actually morning and I am just getting up.
TJBM is going to have a busy but fantastic weekend.

bhec10's avatar

Busy? Hell yes! Fantastic? Nope.

TJBM likes to drink whisky

Bellatrix's avatar

I do, but not too often and only the good stuff.
TJBM needs to weed that garden. They are taking over like it is Day of the Triffids!

etignotasanimum's avatar

Not yet, I think. It’s still cold enough here that things are only just starting to sprout/bloom, including the weeds.
TJBM is a man named Desmond Miles, or at least understood the reference before clicking the link. Super brownie points if yes.

Ladymia69's avatar

I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, man.

TJBM sniffs his/her armpits when no one is looking.

Coloma's avatar

On RARE occasion. lol

My sweat doesn’t smell. hahaha

TJBM has heard of the Taipei101 building

creative1's avatar

False sorry, will have to look that one up
TJBM Is waiting for all little bit of snow to stop and spring to really begin……

tranquilsea's avatar

True, although we’ve had a ton of snow this past week. I want clear sidewalks and warm weather.

TJBM flosses their teeth every night.

geeky_mama's avatar

False. Not every night.

TJBM has discovered new music this week.

creative1's avatar

True try the following links: her voice is amazing – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0put0_a--Ng&feature=related ADELE – ‘Make You Feel My Love’ and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw&feature=player_embedded Adele – Rolling In The Deep

TJBM Is going out with friends for drinks tormorrow after work

Bellatrix's avatar

Well that would be today, because it is Friday now but no, a night in today but tomorrow I will go out for dinner.
TJBM cracks their fingers and knuckles.

Coloma's avatar

False!
Ewww, creepy, creepy, I can hear the horrible sounds!

TJBM is off to dreamland soon

Bellatrix's avatar

No! It is only 2.15… a nanna nap sounds nice though. (I so hear you on the creepy, nails on chalk board noise that joint cracking makes too),

TJBM likes to swim in the ocean.

dubsrayboo's avatar

More like wading, but true.
TJBM is wide awake at 1am. I sure am!

creative1's avatar

Sorry I was sound asleep, just got up it 6am
TJBM is having a big breakfast this morning

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I don’t have time!

TJBM is glad that it is Friday.

Bellatrix's avatar

TJBY is happy POETS day is over.
TJBM is going to bake a cake this weekend.

snowberry's avatar

No, and No.

TJBM is going to a celebration of some sort this weekend.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has an exotic pet.

Coloma's avatar

If you consider geese exotic, then yes. Actually they are vetted by a specialist in exotics and avian health.

TJBM is on a check out from someone that has been annoying them

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM’s head is still spinning from that crazy episode of American Idol last night.

Coloma's avatar

False. I don’t watch TV at all.

TJBM has a pain somewhere in their body

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM wrote love letters in grade school.

etignotasanimum's avatar

No, but one time this boy gave me a Harry Potter Valentine’s day card. It was one of those that changes pictures/looks like it’s moving when you tilt it. It was also the biggest card in the box set that those type of cards come in. My gradeschool self took that to mean that he totally liked me. Lol.
TJBM is skilled at playing an instrument.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False. I can sing, but I can’t read music.

The jelly below me “can’t carry a tune in a bucket”.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM thinks that a voice is an instrument.

creative1's avatar

True it can be but I just don’t have one lol, I couldn’t carry a tune to save my sole lol

TJBM Had a wonderful salad for lunch mmmmm just what I could go for

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM can not wait for FRINGE tonight (9/8c FOX), especially after news broke of a 4th season renewal!!!

Haleth's avatar

False, I like Fringe but I’m planning to meet up with friends and watch college basketball tonight. But the 4th season is awesome news!

TJBM likes to sing in the car during rush hour.

erichw1504's avatar

False, but I do break out the finger drums on the steering wheel from time to time.

TJBM thinks @Haleth should watch FRINGE instead of basketball tonight.

reijinni's avatar

Couldn’t care less.
TJBM prefers Droid to iBrick.

erichw1504's avatar

False, haven’t used a Droid yet. I do have an iTouch though and it’s pretty fantastic.

TJBM likens him/her to a chupacabra.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM has had a very stressful week.

Seelix's avatar

True. It’s pretty stressful being a chupacabra.

TJBM could really go for a late-afternoon coffee.

erichw1504's avatar

True, that does sound good. But, this Mountain Dew will have to….. do.

TJBM is chillin’ out maxin’, relaxin’ all cool.

Ladymia69's avatar

Totally, dude. totally.

TJBM has been declared legally dead at least once before coming back around.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, but my oldest daughter drowned when she was little and I had to bring her back.

The jelly below me is having pasta for dinner.

erichw1504's avatar

WTF?! Are you a freakin’ mind reader? I’m cooking some mac n’ cheese as we speak.

Also, tater tots.

Yes, the wife is out with friends and I am not a chef…

TJBM enjoys their time alone, when they get some.

MilkyWay's avatar

True,very true.
TJBM is a lone wolf…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@erichw1504 No, I’m peeking through your window.

Occasionally.

The jelly below me dislikes talking on the phone.

MilkyWay's avatar

True,I prefer talking face to face… or txting
TJBM dislikes txt talk….

erichw1504's avatar

OMG!! So true, not a big fan.

TJBM participates in wet t-shirt competitions.

Bellatrix's avatar

lol .. I could! Got big norks… but no I don’t (well only in private).

TJBM secretly enjoys watching people trip and fall over (as long as the victim isn’t hurt).

MilkyWay's avatar

True…
TJBM thinks they’re funny….

Bellatrix's avatar

I am! Well as you say, I think I am :-D
TJBM loves the Simpsons and is known to go around saying “doh!”.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM hates taking surveys.

tranquilsea's avatar

True. I usually don’t.

TJBM is going to bed early tonight.

Coloma's avatar

True. BY 10’ ish at the latest.

TJBM likes grilled cheese sandwiches made with pepperjack cheese

creative1's avatar

False, peperjack is too spicy I perfer provolone

TJBM loves to have their hair brushed by someone else and a scalp massage

demonictruth's avatar

True, thought there isn’t much hair to brush as I am a short haired guy.

TJBM is eating dry top-ramen
I’m eating oriental flavor right now =)

OpryLeigh's avatar

False. Not eating anything at the moment.

TJBM has had a MacDonalds at some point in the last week.

reijinni's avatar

Why would I even touch that Garbage?
TJBM is planning to watch the Royal Wedding.

AmWiser's avatar

True. Wouldn’t miss it.
TJBM wants to be in England during the Royal Wedding.

creative1's avatar

False visited England for almost a month a few years ago and it rained every day except the first and that was just too too much rain for me. I would rather be in Paris or better yet the south of France if I were going back to Europe!
TJBM would love to go to Paris too

snowberry's avatar

I’ve been there, but it would be fun to go again.

TJBM has a friend who gets on the phone with them and does not stop talking. All you have to do is mumble occasionally, and they’re happy.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, my real dad is like that and so are several of my friends.

The jelly below me dislikes it when books are made into movies.

tranquilsea's avatar

False, I don’t dislike it I just get worried.

TJBM wears a watch.

creative1's avatar

False but I used to when I was in Junior High and that was over 30 years ago lol

TJBM Has a date tonight

reijinni's avatar

False, no plans tonight.
TJBM drinks expired grape juice.

tranquilsea's avatar

False. I don’t drink grape juice period but if I did the expiry date wouldn’t mean that much to me.

TJBM is having, or had, pancakes for breakfast.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. Thank you for the idea @tranquilsea!

TJBM has been sitting around doing absolutely nothing all day.

bhec10's avatar

Wow, you can read me like a book! Very true, I’m the master of procrastination.

TJBM likes the sound of the rain outside.

snowberry's avatar

Yeppers. I do. I especially like the sound of rain outside if it’s not such a downpour it’s threatening to break down the roof like it did two nights ago. My, what a storm!

TJBM loves fancy lingerie.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True!

The jelly below me eats the “heels” from the bread sack.

snowberry's avatar

I like to turn them heel sides together and make grilled cheese sandwiches. Grilled cheese is always better with your favorite jam spread over the top.

TJBM was wondering if I’d ever finish up my post here…(sorry, I got distracted).

MilkyWay's avatar

Haha,True…
TJBM loves to eat chocolate…. mm mm

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Ummmmmm…...

The jelly below me has a problem keeping their mind out of the gutter sometimes.

creative1's avatar

oh that is so so so very true
TJBM wants to talk dirty with someone today

MilkyWay's avatar

hmm,True I suppose….
TJBM is wondering who’ll I’ll talk dirty with….

Haleth's avatar

Now that you mention it…

TJBM is going on a road trip in the near future.

snowberry's avatar

Oh, there are ALWAYS road trips in my future. Like it or not. I’m a homebody, but I like to see my friends. It can’t be avoided.

TJBM likes little pets better than big ones.

etignotasanimum's avatar

Yeah, because there’s just something cuter about small animals, I don’t know what it is.
TJBM prefers bigger animals, especially doggies.

creative1's avatar

I like both big dogs and little kitten’s and think both can be good companions especially when you can’t have a dog in your apartment.
TJBM Has a dog

Bellatrix's avatar

I do! I have two beautiful (well actually very scruffy) black standard schnauzers. They are spoiled rotten and we love them to bits. They desperately need a trim so they look (especially the male) like big furry teddy bears. I also have a red burmese cat who lords over us all, dogs and humans.

TJBM is relishing in the beautiful day Sunday is going to be.

snowberry's avatar

Actually I haven’t paid attention to the weather.

TJBM just burned dinner. I did.

snowberry's avatar

My motto is when it’s smokin’ it’s cookin’ when it stops smokin’ it’s done. Beat that one!

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I had fast food.

TJBM likes to watch Saturday Night Live.

geeky_mama's avatar

True. But tonight I’m super tired so not sure I can stay up to watch.

TJBM is a team member of some sort (e.g. on a bowling league, sports team or part of community service group they’d like to tell us about)...

creative1's avatar

True, I am part if the Foster Parents Association being a foster parent is a wonderful thing you can do for a child at a time in their life when they need it. Kids don’t ask to be put in the situations that their parents put them in they are just born into them. Help a child become a foster parent!
TJBM has children

Bellatrix's avatar

I do have three beautiful children. I also think TJAM is a wonderful person for doing the work they do. Fostering children is one of the most selfless things a person can do. Sincerely, thank you for caring for those who cannot care for themselves.

TJBM loves to go to concerts.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True.

TJBM has performed in a concert before.

Coloma's avatar

False.
But I threw a huge ’ Burning Goose’ camp out party last year with 2 live bands and I sang a song after a few shots of Tequila. lol

TJBM LOVES their bed

snowberry's avatar

Not so much.

TJBM lets their laundry air dry whenever possible to save money.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM is overcome with anger today.

reijinni's avatar

nope. calm today.
TJBM thinks this is a cool anthem.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. The Russian anthem is EPIC, not a big fan of the Vietnamese one.

TJBM likes mint chocolate chip ice cream.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, mmmm…
TJBM likes to say silly things just for the sake of it….

creative1's avatar

True all the time
TJBM loves to cook a nice big breakfast on Sunday mornings

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I like to eat it : D
TJBM will answer my question I just posted…

creative1's avatar

True I just did
TJBM is going to talk to their mom today

MilkyWay's avatar

UM,TRUE i suppose….
TJBM loves to eat food no matter what .....

Coloma's avatar

True. I have to be really sick to ’ go off my feed.’ lol

TJBM woke up feeling GREAT today! :-)

geeky_mama's avatar

If by GREAT you mean…ready to go teach Sunday School, then run to catch an airplane and work really hard till late night..then True.

TJBM is forming a new habit.

creative1's avatar

True its coming on this site
TJBM is enjoying the sunny weather

Coloma's avatar

False. Little sun here, days of back to back storms. Should be clearing out soon.

TJBM changes their wallpaper a lot, you like a new picture every few days.
Right now mine is a cool digital jungle picture.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. Mine has been an abstract human body with crazy colors for the past 2 weeks.

TJBM is not ready for tomorrow.

etignotasanimum's avatar

True. I have to do a presentation in Spanish class, and I’m always rather embarrassed by my terrible accent. sigh But it has to be done, so I will do it and try to be awesome!
TJBM gets nervous when giving speeches.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m a good speaker, articulate, humorous, in the flow, but…..that’s at my best on the fly.
Having to give a more formal talk on a particular subject is more challenging.

TJBM has hurt themselves recently

creative1's avatar

False
TJBM Did their taxes already

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. I don’t like to wait long.

TJBM hates having gas.

MilkyWay's avatar

well obviously True…
TJBM hates having period cramps….

GracieT's avatar

TRUE- ok, I’ve already had one turn, but my period cramps are so nasty, I just had to answer that!

TJBM hates having period cramps…

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I never get them!

TJBM uses torrents frequently.

MilkyWay's avatar

false…don’t know what they are…
TJBM just had dinner…

creative1's avatar

True, and it was good too
TJBM is wearing green today

MilkyWay's avatar

False…black and Khakhi : )
TJBM will tell us what they’re fave colour is…

snowberry's avatar

I like ‘em all.

TJBM likes watching Hee Haw re-runs. I do.

geeky_mama's avatar

True – I’d LOVE to watch Hee Haw re-runs if I could find ‘em!

TJBM loves watching Undercover Boss.

creative1's avatar

False I have never seen the show
TJBM watches The Good Wife

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I don’t watch much TV.

TJBM uses a lot of air freshener.

Coloma's avatar

Meh,,,half true.
Febreeze me baby.

TJBM loves Coconut!
Coconut creme pie, coconut fruit bars, coconut jelly beans, coconut frozen yogurt, coconut M&M’s, Almond Joy, Pina Coladas. You get the picture. :-D

creative1's avatar

True I do love coconut but I haven’t heard of coconut M&M’s
TJBM Has a big meeting today

snowberry's avatar

Nope, unless you count a big meeting with a bunch of people shorter than my waist whose agenda includes leggos, kitchen toys, trucks, dolls, and monkey bars..

TJBM loves to get up early early early, even on Mondays because watching the sun come up is always a special thing, even on a day with the most packed agenda.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I couldn’t care less about the sun.

TJBM hates waking up early.

snowberry's avatar

Nope.

TJBM is fond of alcoholic drinks.

MilkyWay's avatar

False..I never have,and never intend to, drink alcohol for as long as I live…
TJBM is addicted to milkshakes ( like me)

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, I’m addicted to banana splits though…

The jelly below me dislikes bananas.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I like them : )
TJBM has green eyes…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True. =0)

The jelly below me has green eyes also.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM’s weekend went by too fast.

MilkyWay's avatar

True…
TJBM has blue eyes…

OpryLeigh's avatar

False, dark brown here.

TJBM has heard of and watched Mrs Brown’s Boys it’s my current obsession

MilkyWay's avatar

nope….
TJBM has grey eyes….. sorry : D

creative1's avatar

False they are hazel a cross between green and brown
TJBM needs a new car

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM is suffering from a case of the Mondays.

MilkyWay's avatar

FALSE,though i do intend to go back to school tomorrow… : /
TJBM wonders why @erichw1504 changes his profile pic soo often… : D

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a birthday coming up.

creative1's avatar

False, mine was 2/14 but I wonder why the TJAM changes his profile pic soo often
TJBM likes to cook on the grill

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM does their own oil changes.

MilkyWay's avatar

false… ha @creative1, I knew it wasn’t just me : D
TJBM thinks I’m being annoying again….

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM iz teribel @ grammer & spelin,

snowberry's avatar

Nope, although I used to be much better. I’m not sure if it’s age, or just being here on fluther, but I have to really think to spell things properly.

erichw1504's avatar

@snowberry Need a new TJBM.

blueiiznh's avatar

I will assume giving a TJBM

TJBM is currently sockless

bhec10's avatar

False, it’s not that warm here.

TJBM wears socks and sandals.

Coloma's avatar

Only when I kick around my micro farm looking like a bohemian bag lady.

TJBM is enjoying some sunshine today for the 1st time in a few weeks.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Stuck indoors at work.

TJBM has been locked out of their car… with the car running.

blueiiznh's avatar

OMG YES. At the gas station thank goodness….true story

TJBM enjoys fishing

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True-ish. I like trout fishing at our favorite spot in Oklahoma, other than that I don’t really care.

The jelly below me is surprised and slightly annoyed that even after 12 other threads, I still continue to type out “the jelly below me”.

erichw1504's avatar

False. Gives a little variance to the monotonous TJBM/

The jelly below me likes to eat their lunch at work or school.

blueiiznh's avatar

True Dat! @WillWorkForChocolate I do like the written out format

TJBM is dealing with an annoying person today.

Coloma's avatar

False. I havn’t spoken to the annoying person in my life for a week.
Called ‘em out on a manipulation and they are ignoring me now. That’s okay, it’s a test and I am comfortable with whatever they do or don’t do but the manipulations WILL stop or the relationship goes belly up. Simple.

TJBM loves horses and horseback riding

blueiiznh's avatar

@Coloma YOU GO!!!!!

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM thinks tomatoes are disgusting.

poofandmook's avatar

False… they’re not my favorite, but I think one of the best things about a sandwich is when you have thinly sliced tomato next to the mayo, and the “tomato guts” mix up with the mayo. Awesome.

TJBM feels like they’re forgetting something.

erichw1504's avatar

@poofandmook “and the “tomato guts” mix up with the mayo”

That deeply disgusts me.

True, I always do. Especially when leaving the house in a hurry.

TJBM has an itch.

poofandmook's avatar

@erichw1504: project much? lol

True. I was actually scratching it while reading lol

TJBM is regretting getting out of bed.

snowberry's avatar

No.

TJBM is wondeing when the heat will hurry up and get here. I am not looking forward to it.

bunnygrl's avatar

True! I LOVE warm sunny days :-) Although I had lots of lovely washing all line dried yesterday… blowing softly in the breeze, beautiful sunshine overhead….. bliss!!!!

TJBM had a “chill day” today….

@Coloma well done!! If I could only have done that… ever…. with the major users/manipulators in my life I could have spared myself so much grief. Well done honey, wish I could have given you 100 lurve <hugs> xx

erichw1504's avatar

False, had to work.

TJBM recently zoned out while someone was talking to them.

Coloma's avatar

False. I do my best to try and be really present and aware when in conversation.

TJBM has new shoes!

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has one shirt in their closet that is truly embarrassing to wear in public.

bunnygrl's avatar

True. A truly shameful affair, doesn’t suit me, never did really, but it made me feel good, and has some nice memories attached. I also own a bright pink cowboy hat too :-)

TJBM is having chicken for dinner tonight…...

erichw1504's avatar

Maybe? The wife is pregnant and her taste buds change their mind every 5 minutes. So, I could end up having waffles and ice cream. Who knows!

TJBM once fell asleep in their bed only to wake up on the floor.

etignotasanimum's avatar

Half true. If this happens, I’m usually waking up as I hit the floor. Not a fun experience, let me tell you!
TJBM overuses hand sanitizer.

Coloma's avatar

False. I use the germ juice now and then but not overly so.
I have been using the wipey things in the grocery store this winter to disinfect the handle on the shopping cart.

TJBM is in a coffee house right now fluthering

MilkyWay's avatar

False…can hardly make my way to the bathroom from my bed at the moment….
@erichw1504 congratulations to you!
TJBM will congratulate @erichw1504 ( he’s a dad to be..) YAY! : D

Bellatrix's avatar

I will. Yah @erichw1504. Congratulations. Will be looking forward to the announcment that a little @erichw1504 has arrived safe and sound.

TJBM loves Cirque du Soleil.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. That shit scares me.

TJBM needs a stiff drink. I definitely need one right now!

shego's avatar

False, I had one too many drinks last night, and I flew home with a hangover.

TJBM lives in an area that’s getting snow. I left the warm Nevada sun, to come home to cloudy and snowing. Go me!!, no not really

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I live in South Carolina. That’s not happening!

TJBM hates having morning breath.

blueiiznh's avatar

uggg so dislike it

TJBM had a great run this morning

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, I’m not a morning person, so I’m doing good to actually get out of bed and help my daughter get ready for school.

The jelly below me is also a morning slug.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM wants to be the new voice of the Aflac duck.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

AFLAAAAAAC!

The jelly below me hates calling tech support for something and being forced to pick through a very strong Indian accent. Projecting. Just got off the phone with Kumar from Norton Antivirus support.

erichw1504's avatar

True. True. True.

TJBM can do a great foreign accent.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Welcome to the Quickie Mart, would you like to buy a squishie?

Coloma's avatar

True. Pretty strong faux British. lol

TJBM slept 10 hours last night. projection…. Man, I was exhausted, went to bed at 8:38 and woke up at 7!

erichw1504's avatar

False, only 7…

TJBM once slept for more than 14 hours straight.

poofandmook's avatar

True. Multiple times, and it was glorious.

TJBM has something important they need to take care of that they’re putting off projecting hehe

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM believes in the right to procrastinate.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I’ll answer you in a minute.

The jelly below me…

erichw1504's avatar

True, even on weekends!

TJBM hasn’t used a pencil in a really long time.

Coloma's avatar

True. Oh, the smudge drag of lefties using pencils. lol

TJBM has a weeping blue spruce tree projection,...love my cool tree.

erichw1504's avatar

I know how you feel…

False.

TJBM is currently weeping.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I hardly ever cry….
TJBM has noticed @erichw1504 ‘s new profile pic…...

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes to pick on a pile of pickled peppers.

MilkyWay's avatar

True…I quite like pickles…
TJBM is running out of ideas….

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False!

The jelly below me has never had financial issues.

MilkyWay's avatar

hmm,False…I have had some minor ones
TJBM will say something inspirational…

erichw1504's avatar

True, I have a dream that one day Fluther will rise up and live out the true meaning of its lurve: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all jellies are created equal.

TJBM will say something uninspiring.

MilkyWay's avatar

true… “Shut up” is one of the most uninspirational things anyone can ever say : )
TJBM thinks us two jellies are behaving like 5 year olds : D

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, so shut up. :P

The jelly below me thinks occasionally behaving like a 5 year old can be entertaining.

MilkyWay's avatar

True : )
TJBM will join us in behaving like 5 year olds…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

will not will not will not!

The jelly below me is a stinky poopoo head!

Pardon me, I’m okay now.

The jelly below me ate paste as a child.

erichw1504's avatar

True and still do!

TJBM always shows their inner-child.

MilkyWay's avatar

True,and my outer child too : D
TJBM thinks he they are soooo funny…

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM would like to say something hip, cool, and with it.

MilkyWay's avatar

False….I’m not into that “cool,hip” stuff….
TJBM likes wearing sombreros….

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes painting their face blue.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True

The jelly below me has worn a kilt.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM likes to dream…

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM wants to become a queen while eating chocolate.

MilkyWay's avatar

hmm,false as I wouldn’t want to become a real queen…though,that bit about chocolate
TJBM just had dinner…

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False. I just had a piece of chocolate for a “snack”.

The jelly below me will NOT be @erichw1504.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has a neon colored hat.

Coloma's avatar

True. I have a purple Alpaca wool hat that is pretty bright.

TJBM has recently lost a friend to death projection, just found out this morning an old friend died suddenly a few weeks ago. :-(

MilkyWay's avatar

False, sorry to hear that @Coloma : (
TJBM is a male…

erichw1504's avatar

~Checks down below~ True!

TJBM would like to tell us a funny story.

MilkyWay's avatar

um,True I would like to….ok here goes…

MilkyWay's avatar

there were once three men who were the best of friends. They all decided to go on a cruise one summer.Unfortunately in the middle of the journey the ship,cruiser sank and the three men went overboard.Come morning the three of them found themselves stranded on a desert island.All three of them now being awake,,, they sat together and stared out at the horizon.
Suddenly a fairy appeared and told them that she will grant each of them one wish and asked them what it would be…
1st guy: ” I wish I was back home safe and sound with my family
The fairy made his wish come true and he was gone….
2nd guy: ”I wish I was back home with my dog..” The fairy made his wish come true too and he also dissapeared….
The fairy then came to the 3rd guy and asked him what he wanted….the 3rd guy said….

MilkyWay's avatar

It’s getting kinda lonely here….I wish my two best friends were back here with me: )”
TJBM thinks I’m terrible at telling stories….

reijinni's avatar

Maybe and the first two guys killed the third guy.
TJBM thinks TJAM can tell a good story and that TicketDisaster should be dismembered.

erichw1504's avatar

True and I’m assuming you’re talking about TicketMaster? If so, then true.

TJBM knows how to do the Double Dip Jelly Flip dance.

MilkyWay's avatar

true : D
i think..
TJBM can do the caterpillar…

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM can do the locomotion.

reijinni's avatar

false and @erichw1504, you’re right.
TJBM can do the mashed potato.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

I can mash potatoes like nobody’s business, does that count?

The jelly below me has never made homemade mashed potatoes.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM spheaks wilth a lishp.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Falth False

The jelly below me has never had a foodfight with mashed potatoes.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. I couldn’t muster up the courage to handle food in such a perverse way. I’ve been raised to not waste food.

TJBM likes to eat the hard outer shell of a jellybean before chewing up the jelly filled inside.

MilkyWay's avatar

False,I just put em in my mouth and eat them,,, end of.
TJBM thinks that this video is funny http://ryanseacrest.com/2011/03/29/watch-twin-baby-brothers-have-an-intense-conversation-in-diapers-video/

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True! Someone just posted that on my fb page today, LOL!

The jelly below me thinks almost anything babies do it cute.

Bellatrix's avatar

Urrm no. I loved my own babies but I am not terribly into babies generally. They can be cute and they can be not so cute.
TJBM likes to be a bit out there and say things just to see what sort of reaction they get.

shego's avatar

True

TJBM has a movie night at least once a month.

Coloma's avatar

In or out?
I watch DVD’s at home and go out every few months.
The last 3 movies I have seen were Avatar, Eat, Pray, Love and Secretariat.

TJBM needs to de-cobweb their ceilings.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, I just did that this morning! =0)

The jelly below me is ready for summer.

AmWiser's avatar

False.

TJBM is waiting for April Fools Day either to play a prank or get pranked.

etignotasanimum's avatar

Nope. The only reason that the date is significant is because I have a meeting with my adviser, and after that I can register for classes for the fall semester. Unless that’s actually a prank….
TJBM is a pool shark.

creative1's avatar

False, I love to play but not very good at it
TJBM likes get wild

Yetanotheruser's avatar

False. True in my younger days.

TJBM smokes pot.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. It’s my weakness. I only do it sometimes.

TJBM doesn’t smoke pot.

shego's avatar

True, I can’t stand the smell, and it doesn’t “relax me”

TJBM knows a really good recipe to make cheesecake.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I always burn it.

TJBM has a stiff neck.

blueiiznh's avatar

yep and i need a neck rub

TJBM needs a drink

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. More than one. Want to share @blueiiznh?

TJBM is getting very sleepy.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope….wired! @KatetheGreat pouring now

TJBM may be awake all night

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I’ll probably text a few people and fall asleep!

TJBM misses someone.

blueiiznh's avatar

yep…

TJAM and TJBM is the same :D

KateTheGreat's avatar

True!

TJBM can sing very well.

blueiiznh's avatar

hmm hard to define very well..depends

TJBM sings like an angel

KateTheGreat's avatar

I’ve been told so! I kind of have to to make it in the opera world!

TJBM is getting very cold weather lately.

blueiiznh's avatar

sadly yes….

TJBM is colder than one week ago

snowberry's avatar

Naw, I’m always cold. My husband calls me “an exothermic experience”

I say that’s what men are for, is to keep women warm!

TJBM, whether man or woman, agrees with my philosophy.

Coloma's avatar

False. I get along just fine with a couple of cats on the bed now.
I’ve slept with enough men. lol

TJBM likes fresh flowers in the house

Bellatrix's avatar

I do but I am a crap gardener and so can’t grow my own and it seems so extravagant to buy my own flowers and my darling husband hasn’t thought to do that for so long I forget when the last bunch arrived. My children remember sometimes which is lovely.

TJBM is having a birthday soon.

shego's avatar

True, next week, I’ll be 24

TJBM wears pajamas to bed

Coloma's avatar

False. I wear them before bed though. lol @shego Happy Birthday! My daughter turns 24 in Nov. :-)

TJBM loves shrimp stuffed avacados

shego's avatar

Never had them but I would love to try it.

TJBM just found out that their neighborhood is not as safe as they think.
I did, there was a gun fight and now I’m freaked out, and waiting to give my report

Bellatrix's avatar

No, my neighbourhood is quite safe. Touching wood here.

TJBM got stuck in a traffic jam on the way home today.

creative1's avatar

nope no bad traffic
TJBM wants a cup of coffee or is having one

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Started a fresh pot of coffee.

TJBM is waiting for a package to come this week.

creative1's avatar

nope my I got a call last night my i7 came in last night and I have to bring my computer in to apple for it to be replaced today.
TJBM is happy its hump day

snowberry's avatar

I was worried what that meant until I googled it.

TJBM is having a relaxing morning.

etignotasanimum's avatar

So far, yeah, but it’s only 6! We’ll have to wait and see how the rest of the morning goes before I can fairly assess it.
TJBM reads the newspaper every morning.

reijinni's avatar

nope, can’t afford a paper.
TJBM prefers Church’s chicken to KFC.

MilkyWay's avatar

False,as I haven’t had church’s chicken…
TJBM is female….

creative1's avatar

True
TJBM watches shows on hulu.com

MilkyWay's avatar

False,...though maybe later…
TJBM is hungry and wants some lunch…

OpryLeigh's avatar

False, had lunch already.

TJBM is reading a really good book at the moment. Care to share?

MilkyWay's avatar

TRUE! It’s called ”The interpretation of Murder” by Jed Rubenfeld
TJBM enjoys reading sooo much!

Coloma's avatar

True!

TJBM didn’t get enough sleep last night.

creative1's avatar

Nope tossed and turned worried abt a meeting today
TJBM is having a great day

MilkyWay's avatar

hmm,I’d say true : )
TJBM gets cranky when hungry… like me

Coloma's avatar

Not so much. I just get a headache and feel crappy.
Now PAIN, makes me angry. lol

TJBM plays with their cat with a laser pointer

MilkyWay's avatar

oh my goodness no! I don’t have a cat currently : ( but if i did then False.
TJBM loves cats!

Coloma's avatar

@queenie
Laser pointers are purr-fectly safe for cats.

creative1's avatar

Yes I have 2
TJBM is already planning dinner

poofandmook's avatar

True… tacos!

TJBM feels like it’s Friday and it’s only friggin Wednesday grrrrrrr!!

Coloma's avatar

True. And..I have a dentist appt. at 5:15 tonight…gah..only 8.25 hours to go. Gah!

TJBM’s cat is sitting next to their computer right now

poofandmook's avatar

False :( I miss my poofy cat!!

TJBM has very little tolerance for whiners!

blueiiznh's avatar

Oh how true. I have a little sign in my house that say “No Whining Allowed”

TJBM will also enjoy 8–14 inches of snow Friday. ugggg

poofandmook's avatar

Doubtful. Our forecast is calling for a rain/snow mix. I’d rather have the foot of snow, personally.

TJBM has recently made a reference that someone was too young to understand and felt super old. definitely projecting. I just made a reference to Sixteen Candles and I was greeted with the sound of chirping crickets. AND IT WAS ONLY THE 80S! :(

MilkyWay's avatar

um,False.
TJBM is over 20…

blueiiznh's avatar

@poofandmook lol Beuller? Beuller?

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I’m only 18.

TJBM is enjoying rain today.

blueiiznh's avatar

Nope. sunny and mid 50’s. waiting on the snow

TJBM got GREAT sleep last night :D

KateTheGreat's avatar

True! You seem to know me well!

TJBM wishes they were still in bed. Like me!

Coloma's avatar

False. I only got about 6 hours last night, but, feel amazingly good!

TJBM loves to build snowmen and snow animals. I made an awesome, life size, snow sculpture of a deer awhile back.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I hate snow.

TJBM has no plans today.

MilkyWay's avatar

um,False.
TJBM is a very organised person..unlike me

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has noticed @queenie‘s new avatar.

Coloma's avatar

True.

TJBM has to use a straightening iron if they don’t want to have clown hair. lol projection

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has an appointment to go to, buh-bye!

blueiiznh's avatar

only to go to the beach and play in the sand with other jellies

TJBM enjoyed telling someone off today?

MilkyWay's avatar

um,False…
TJBM loves challenges…

Coloma's avatar

It depends. A creative challenge yes, a communication challenge, no.

TJBM likes Happy brownies now and then

etignotasanimum's avatar

I haven’t tried one to know, and don’t plan on experimenting any time in the near future. Unless Happy Brownies are brownies with rainbow sprinkles? I like those!
TJBM thinks funfetti cake mix tastes better than any other mix.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, I prefer the Chocolate Molten Lava.

The jelly below me doesn’t want kids.

shego's avatar

False, I want kids, just not right now.

TJBM did a good deed today.
I did, I changed a tire for an elderly couple

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

If you consider not spanking my daughter in public for mouthing off to me, and saving her from humiliation, then yes I did.

The jelly below me has eaten an unidentifiable food before.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True.

TJBM chews on their bottom lip a lot.

creative1's avatar

Only when nervous or worried so not a lot
TJBM loves to eat seafood (watchout all you jellies they may come for you)

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. Even if you paid me. I’m a vegetarian.

TJBM played Pokemon back in the day.

creative1's avatar

I’m too old for me to consider that short of time back in the day and no never played.
TJBM has a headache

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True, another migraine. Dammit.

The jelly below me used to like American Idol when Simon and Paula were there.

Bellatrix's avatar

False, I can’t stand American or any other idol.
TJBM just started reading a new book.

creative1's avatar

Yes but it’s for a real estate class and wow what a snore
TJBM talks to TJAM via private messages

MilkyWay's avatar

um,False I never have but maybe sometime in the future if need be…
TJBM has read my avatar….

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has done karaoke before.

Coloma's avatar

True. I can sing a mean rendition of Little Feats ‘Dixie Chicken’. lol
All in all though, Karaoke is not my thing.

TJBM has a busy day on the horizon

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has worn a top hat before.

geeky_mama's avatar

False.

TJBM loves the smell of incense and is known to burn some in the house sometimes.

Coloma's avatar

False. I prefer burning scented candles, incense smoke is too harsh.

TJBM eats all their vegetables

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False, I think my mother did something weird to the vegetables when I was a child, because I can’t stand most veggies.

The jelly below me has noticed JustJessica’s new avatar.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Coloma I would pay good money to watch and hear you sing karaoke!

erichw1504's avatar

True, unfortunately. (is that a nipple?)

TJBM wonders how long JustJessica’s avatar will last.

blueiiznh's avatar

OMG. too long already….

TJBM is wondering what odd @WillWorkForChocolate mother could have done to the vegetables to make her cant stand them.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM is legend… wait for it… dary.

Coloma's avatar

In my own mind. lol

TJBM has a tiger in their tank today projection,...I feel GREAT, rock-n-roll ;-)

MilkyWay's avatar

hmmm,False…I don’t own a tank,nor a Tiger…
TJBM is happy happy happy….
not

reijinni's avatar

maybe.
TJBM will follow in justjessica’s footsteps.

erichw1504's avatar

Maybe, my man-boobs aren’t as big as hers though.

TJBM likes softcore porn.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope….

TJBM is a vegan

MilkyWay's avatar

No way….False
TJBM is a vegetarian…

erichw1504's avatar

No way….False

TJBM is a meatatarian.

MilkyWay's avatar

TRUE! Can’t live without meat…
TJBM is an omnivore…

blueiiznh's avatar

true…
TJBM is a carnivore

MilkyWay's avatar

um,part true…
TJBM is a human…
oh wait,that didn’t make any sense…

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is a donkey.

blueiiznh's avatar

an Ass at times

TJBM doesn’t want to break this topic

GracieT's avatar

TRUE- all of the answers here make me smile!
TJBM’s birthday is today! (March 31— mine is)

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope,False.Mine is in June…
TJBM has got a horse’s face…

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has got a horse’s ass.

MilkyWay's avatar

hmm,No my mates always say they can never even see my arse…
TJBM has got an elephant’s bottom…

blueiiznh's avatar

@GracieT Happy Birthday!!!

blueiiznh's avatar

nope….never been told anything butt good

TJBM has donkey breath

MilkyWay's avatar

False…
TJBM has got chicken feet…

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has got a lizard’s tail.

MilkyWay's avatar

False,
TJBM sees that the TJAM has an old man’s face….

blueiiznh's avatar

Funcused at what a TABM is…if it is TJAM, then no

TJBM has eaten lizard tail before.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is an alien…

GracieT's avatar

How can you tell?! (Is it my tail?)

TJBM is going to have an incredible day today!

MilkyWay's avatar

hmm,I hope so…
TJBM has a cat’s face…

blueiiznh's avatar

nope.
TJBM or TJAM knows who said “It is ON like mf donkey kong!!”

erichw1504's avatar

True, Ice Cube

TJBM has seen Inception.

blueiiznh's avatar

yes….....

TJBM has had a case of wumbo in the past

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM likes to sit Indian style.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Dot or feather? Wait, is there a difference?

The jelly below me had lunch in a nice restaurant today. (My grandmother took me to lunch to thank me for taking her grocery shopping.)

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM knows where babies come from.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

False.

The jelly below me doesn’t watch TV.

etignotasanimum's avatar

False. I love watching shows like Star Trek, Dr. Who, The Mentalist…and so on.
TJBM has tried to do the Vulcan nerve pinch before.

creative1's avatar

nope never tried it
TJBM like to make the Vulcan V with their fingers

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM thinks Leonard Nimoy should return as William Bell on FRINGE.

etignotasanimum's avatar

Whoa, that would awesome! So, yeah. :)
TJBM thinks that William Shatner is kind of funny, but only in that he’s basically been reduced to playing a sort of caricature of himself.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM is also TJBM in another universe.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

True. My name there is WRWOIHFHSUWTR.

The jelly below me thinks it’s time for our lovely AmWiser to start part 14!

KateTheGreat's avatar

True!

TJBM speaks Russian.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Nyet.

The jelly below me is too tired to cook dinner tonight.

geeky_mama's avatar

True. And since hubby is out of town and I’m on my own with the kids..we’re eating out.

TJBM did not have a very productive day at work today.

erichw1504's avatar

Very true.

TJBM is from the planet TYCHe13-jK~&.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Nyet.

The jelly below me wishes their kid would quit losing things already! =0)

etignotasanimum's avatar

False, I have no kids, I’m still in late adolescence!
TJBM prefers older music rather than the stuff that comes out nowadays.

erichw1504's avatar

Somewhat true. Love listening to Elton John and David Bowie every now and then. I grew up on the stuff!

TJBM wonders why rangerr left :(

perspicacious's avatar

False

TJBM is thinking it’s time to prepare some dinner

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I’m not eating tonight.

TJBM hates wearing clothes.

perspicacious's avatar

Don’t really hate it but I have plenty of naked time. :)

TJBM has never bought furniture online.

AmWiser's avatar

False

TJBM is going nekkidly over to Part 14 of this thread.:D

MilkyWay's avatar

True : )

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