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The early _____ gets the _____?

Asked by erichw1504 (26453points) May 23rd, 2011

You know the saying: “The early bird gets the worm”.

Now fill it in with whatever you please! Make it funny, make it weird, make it awesome!

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The early jelly gets the lurve.

creative1's avatar

The early cock gets the pussy

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

The early monkey gets the banana.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

The early fucker gets the wait.

ucme's avatar

The early riser gets morning wood :¬)

Blackberry's avatar

The early bird gets the worm….er, wait…...doh!

erichw1504's avatar

The early system administrator gets all the errors.

rebbel's avatar

The early answers are so and so.

ucme's avatar

The early morning alarm call gets chucked in the fucking bin!! calm down….deep breaths….& relax!

erichw1504's avatar

The early @rebbel gets the hammer.

Coloma's avatar

The early jerk gets the boot

Blackberry's avatar

The early sleeper gets the permanent marker.

erichw1504's avatar

The early riser gets the job to make the coffee.

Blueroses's avatar

The early worm gets devoured.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

The early bird gets dinner at 4:30 for half-price?

erichw1504's avatar

The early snake gets the bird.

ucme's avatar

The early goal gets the crowd roaring
The early ejaculation gets the lady fairly frustrated

erichw1504's avatar

The early nekked jelly gets the honor of starting this party!

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The early sperm gets the egg.

Blueroses's avatar

The early ejaculator gets to sleep in the wet spot.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

The early ejaculator gets to sleep outside.

creative1's avatar

The early dog gets the bone

creative1's avatar

The early cat gets the mouse

erichw1504's avatar

The late ejaculator gets the award.

yes, I broke the rules, sue me.

erichw1504's avatar

The early gumba gets the Princess.

creative1's avatar

The early pussy gets the eating

ucme's avatar

The early mention of ejaculate gets copied again & again &..... pretty much a multiple orgasm then;¬}

erichw1504's avatar

The early, early ejaculation gets a beating.

creative1's avatar

The early penis gets the sucking and licking

Blueroses's avatar

@erichw1504 nobody cares if it’s early due to “beating”

creative1's avatar

The early car gets the best spot

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The early jelly gets the orange tree.

creative1's avatar

The early cake gets the frizzer

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The early stoner gets the weed.

ucme's avatar

The early developer gets stared at in the showers….yes, I was a “big boy” in the trouser snake department

rebbel's avatar

In hindsight the early answers were the best.

erichw1504's avatar

The early shark gets the jellyfish, ahhhh!.

ucme's avatar

The early critic gets to eat his words.

rebbel's avatar

:-) Touché @ucme

ragingloli's avatar

Priest, boy.
Rapist, girl.
Whale, seal.

auntydeb's avatar

The er… er…
blast that keyboard stutter

majorrich's avatar

The early bidder gets outbid

Blueroses's avatar

The early riser gets all the hot water.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

The early vampire gets the blood.

MilkyWay's avatar

The early chocoholic get’s the chocolate. ( @WillWorkForChocolate :P)

dxs's avatar

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Kardamom's avatar

The early arriver at the U2 concert gets to be the “line Nazi”.

For those of you who don’t know what a “line Nazi” is, that is a person (usually a fan, not a part of the venue) who gets in line at a U2 concert or Comic Con hours, days or weeks early and camps out. This person has a clip board, takes names, gives secret numbers out, and makes sure that nobody takes cuts or shows up at the last minute or tries to barge in at the front of the line. This assures everybody who shows up early (to get a good place in line), gets their number from the line Nazi and then they are able to get out of the line to get food, or use the restroom without fear of reprisal.

XYZZYtja's avatar

The early computer gets the most money…
(reffering to Bill Gates)

auntydeb's avatar

The ear…ear, earl…
uff, now it’s body parts and blue bloods…

Berserker's avatar

The early zombie gets the brains.

The early explorer gets to be fucking murdered lol.

SavoirFaire's avatar

The early adopter gets all the perks (and all the bugs, too)!

ratboy's avatar

The early modern period gets tarred as the golden age of piracy.

Magdalene's avatar

The early school gets the child crazy

auntydeb's avatar

The early human gets the blame.

Poser's avatar

The early worm guts the bird.

erichw1504's avatar

[MORBID] The early trigger gets the kill.

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