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Thou shall not judge me by the _____ of my _____?

Asked by erichw1504 (26331 points ) May 24th, 2011

What should others not judge you by? Fill ‘em in and let us know! Make it funny, weird, sincere, or whatever.

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Thou shall not judge me by the smell of my arm pits.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Curves of my body.

Poser's avatar

Angle of my dangle.

erichw1504's avatar

size of my… turtle.

Blackberry's avatar

size of my head, but what is inside (interpret that how you will).

Jude's avatar

junk in my trunk.

wundayatta's avatar

size of my nose,
under the orange tree.

erichw1504's avatar

amount of my lurve.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

size of my
orange tree.

Blackberry's avatar

@erichw1504 Lol! Wtf is that thread?

erichw1504's avatar

@Blackberry You’re kidding me, you’ve never seen it before? I’m sure you have seen others mention the word ‘frizzer’ before.

Coloma's avatar

Thou shalt not judge me by my inane sense of humor

Luiveton's avatar

Thou shalt not judge me by the size of my penis.

Jude's avatar

@Luiveton I thought that you were a girl.

Blackberry's avatar

@erichw1504 This is actually the first time I’ve seen the word on here lol. It’s pretty hilarious, though.

Luiveton's avatar

@Jude I am. I was just generalizing. I don’t have a penis.

erichw1504's avatar

amount of my awesomeness.

Cruiser's avatar

Thou shall not judge me by the by the clowns locked in my basement.

erichw1504's avatar

speed of my snail.

robmandu's avatar

Thou shalt not judge me by the HAIR of my CHINNY CHIN CHIN.

ragingloli's avatar

Thou shall not judge me by the count of my slain enemies.

Jude's avatar

I love loli.

erichw1504's avatar

color of my large intestines.

robmandu's avatar

Thou shalt not judge me by the PERPETUAL LACK of my RAPTURE.

yankeetooter's avatar

brokenness of my heart…

erichw1504's avatar

hotness of my wife.

Poser's avatar

…excitability of my bowels.

erichw1504's avatar

sound of my burp.

Jude's avatar

@erichw1504 do you ever stop? :)

Velvetinenut's avatar

The clothes that I wear and by the jewellery/make up that I do not wear.

Luiveton's avatar

Thou shalt not judge me by the smell of my ass.
Thou shalt not judge me by the amount of my stupidity. Amen

Coloma's avatar

Thou shalt not judge me by my frumpy bathrobe give me some time, I WILL transform before you turn into a pillar of salt

MilkyWay's avatar

@wundayatta SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!! XD
By the sometimes shyness of my behaviour.
I’m a naughty gal really ;)

LuckyGuy's avatar

… by the length of my sword.

creative1's avatar

Thou shall not judge me by the height of my sex drive

creative1's avatar

Thou shall not judge me by the size of my breasts

creative1's avatar

@Cruiser are you running a 3 ring circus in your basement???

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

by the freaks in my closet.

LuckyGuy's avatar

… by the cars in my driveway. Please don’t. They’re not all mine. Honest!

MilkyWay's avatar

By the chocolate smeared on my face…

Facade's avatar

Height of my stilettos

creative1's avatar

by the chocolate I like to drizzle all over and lick off…..mmmmmmmm

ucme's avatar

Caliber of my response

Facade's avatar

Sexiness of my online photos

MilkyWay's avatar

@creative1 I can understand your obsession with him darlin. He is hot.

robmandu's avatar

@Facade, I think I would like to be the judge of that.

ucme's avatar

Flounce of my walk

erichw1504's avatar

nature of my monkey.

Facade's avatar

@robmandu Be my guest =)

nailpolishfanatic's avatar

height of my body?

nailpolishfanatic's avatar

shape of my face

nailpolishfanatic's avatar

bad breath of my mouth

erichw1504's avatar

length of my tentacles.

nailpolishfanatic's avatar

meat of my skin

MilkyWay's avatar

@erichw1504 Aww, your tentacles are sooo warm though…

erichw1504's avatar

sliminess of my skin.

wundayatta's avatar

shilly of my shally

Ron_C's avatar

size of my hard drive.

erichw1504's avatar

size of my soft drive.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Thou shall not judge me by the bodies in my backyard.

They’re under the FIG tree, not the orange tree.

Luiveton's avatar

Hi, I’m penis, and I’m bored. Can I rape you? No? Okay. :(

Luiveton's avatar

No wait, I’m called pussy.

Luiveton's avatar

No on second thought, I’m Dicky.

erichw1504's avatar

@Luiveton Umm, wrong question? Might want to lay off the oranges from the orange tree.

erichw1504's avatar

color of my cell phone. it’s pink

MilkyWay's avatar

^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
XD

Luiveton's avatar

@erichw1504 Hahahah, I know.

Ron_C's avatar

@erichw1504 OMG! a pink cell phone! Of course, I’m not judging.

Pandora's avatar

stupidity of my relatives

ucme's avatar

size of my bank account.

aprilsimnel's avatar

…stinkiness of my morning breath.

What? Hey, pal, yours stinks too, at 6:30AM. Don’t front!

poisonedantidote's avatar

Thou shall not judge me by the basement full of my victims

Kardamom's avatar

The amount of cheese in my frizzer.

Or the number of Nanny episodes saved on my Youtube favorites.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

By the location of my residence. (Don’t call me no redneck jist acuz I live in Texas!)

reijinni's avatar

lack of my faith.

blueberry_kid's avatar

Though shall not judge me by the color of my skin

SuperMouse's avatar

The color of my hair! Used to be blond now it is gray!

Vincent_Lloyd's avatar

Thou shall not judge me by the love of my wife.

erichw1504's avatar

smell of my bedroom.

Poser's avatar

…heat of my meat.

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sound of my hound.

Symbeline's avatar

Thou shalt not judge me by the cadaver smell coming out of my shed.

MilkyWay's avatar

By my sisterly love for @Symbeline

Symbeline's avatar

By my windowless van I used to kidnap @queenie with.

erichw1504's avatar

hat on my ferret.

markylit's avatar

silly mistakes of my life.

blueberry_kid's avatar

Though shall not judge me by the jigglieness of my thighs

Vincent_Lloyd's avatar

Thou shall not judge me by the memories of the past.

Symbeline's avatar

Thou shalt not judge me by the mad skillz +4 of my katana handling.

erichw1504's avatar

color of my boxers.

MilkyWay's avatar

By my knowledge of @erichw1504 ‘s boxers…

Symbeline's avatar

MY EYEBALL COLLECTION DOESN’T DEFINE ME!!!

MilkyWay's avatar

By my knowledge of selling eyeballs…

Symbeline's avatar

Got any marinated zombie eyes? They’re quite rare. I need some.

MilkyWay's avatar

@Symbeline—I’ll see what I can do… call me on this number : [REDACTED]

erichw1504's avatar

size of my marinated zombie eye collection.

MilkyWay's avatar

skill of stealing big marinated zombie eye collections…

erichw1504's avatar

amount of security I have installed for my zombie eye collection.

MilkyWay's avatar

My knowledge of tricking security systems put in place to protect zombie eye collections… and in succeeding in stealing em…

erichw1504's avatar

size of my fake marinated zombie eye collection. Muhahahah! The real ones are in my basement… aww, crap.

MilkyWay's avatar

By my skills of breaking into @erichw1504 ‘s basement…

robmandu's avatar

Thou shalt not judge me by my judgment of you.

Mr_Paradox's avatar

By my insanity. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, time to incinerate the bodies in my basement…...

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@Mr_Paradox If you ever get tired of the constant incineration and need a good hiding spot, there’s this fig tree in my back yard…

Mr_Paradox's avatar

But my basement IS an incinerator. So, it realy isn’t that much trouble.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Aahhh, makes perfect sense!

blueberry_kid's avatar

Thou shall not judge me by the awesomeness of my sports skills.

Symbeline's avatar

Thou shalt not judge me by my abnormal love of pillows.

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