"TV Is Chewing Gum For The Eyes." Can you make your own clever motto on what TV is?

TV is diarrhea.

I am incapable of being witty or clever.

TV is (for some parents) a babysitter who they don’t have to pay.

A place to disappear, and if you’re not careful, it will suck you in and you will never be seen from again!
Sort of like intranet, but without the keyboard.

TV is a vacation for your brain cells.
Does it have to be witty or clever?

Yes, unwitty and/or unclever will be modded down by the witmaster.
So far, so witty and clever!

An electronic coffin that you climb into yourself.

It’s like sticking syringes in your abdomen and then calling the paramedics to lecture them on plate tectonics to convince them to help find your cat in the crawlspace.

TV is toilet paper for the tush.

TV is like Sarah Palin. Easily turned on, makes a whole lotta noise, most of it a croc a shite!!

Any of rhe major network affiliate could advertise themselves as “your vegetation station.”

TV is stupification for the nation!

Tv is an opiate for the masses.

TV is pablum for baby brains.

What is that terrible monster who controls your mind with its one eye, and two antennas…television!

No go buy something, quick!

TV: If you can’t afford a life, you can watch somebody elses.

Television is a leaky tap. If you listen to it long enough, the dripping sound will drive you insane but, on the other hand, it can also be relaxing at times when you’re in the mood for it.

TV is as TV does.
http://www.pbs.org/pov/about/

Television; why people just don’t masturbate anymore. Damn it, go masturbate!

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