If you were stuck in Hollywood during a zombie apocalypse, which celebrities would you take into your group?
Obviously not Bill Murray, as that didn’t work out well.
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Bruce Campbell. And no one else. Checkmate, zombies.
Haha!!!
First, I love that movie.
And second… I would choose Bill Murray. He was smart, until he got shot, and all…
Paul Walker and Dwayne Johnson. Nothing could withstand the combination of the horrors that are their acting skills.
Emma Stone duh. A babe that can fend for herself? Cha-ching!
charlie sheen…...
we would never even feel a thing…..
Angelina Jolie, Michelle Rodriguez, Clint Eastwood, and Tom Selleck.
All of the have had some type of firearms training.
Arnie in his Terminator days.
@KateTheGreat ”She’s been taken.” I don’t know why, but I found that line so corny…
Also, what is you guys-es-es obsession with zombies here? There is a gap in my Fluther knowledge!
I would have to choose Bill Murray despite his unfortunate accident. (It wasn’t a zombie that got him after all.) I would stick close to anyone cool enough to play a regular round of golf during the zombie apocalypse.
My partners would be Robert Downey jr. and Woody Harrelson. I would eat everybody else and so would my faithful team. end of story
None, they’d be utterly useless in such an event.
Don’t know if he’s considered “Hollywood”, but has his own show so I’m saying he qualifies. I call dibs on Les Stroud (Survivorman).
Chuck Norris. Zombie slaughter.
As I mentioned here before:
Should we have a Zombie Apocalypse we are protected by the greatest Zombie killer of them all: Keira Knightley.
This idea came from my looking at the book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
Before reading the book, I thought it would be a good idea to watch the original version. Keira Knightley did a version some years back, and I began to think about her interaction with Zombies. If beauty were brains, she would be Einstein, but if brains were beauty, well, she’d be Einstein.
Since she lacks the very thing Zombies crave, she could easily move amongst them, and destroy them.
Arm her with a chainsaw, a BFG-9000, and a scythe, and this girl is ready to rock their underworld!
Joan Rivers – my zombie decoy
Megan Fox – just in case I’m the only living guy left for her to fuck.
Optimus Prime – my zombie destructor
Wolfgang Puck – well, I gotta eat.
I hate his movies and shows, but Ashton Kutcher is an actual survivalist, in that he at least trains athletically and stocks up on guns and food. Ellen Page has taken a Permaculture Design course, and therefore would be reasonably well versed in wild plants and basic primitive survival stuff (like which plants are toilet paper), and could also assist the post-apocalypse colony that would surely spring up to grow the maximum amount of food. Adam Baldwin is a gun nut, so he’d be good to have around as well.
Mike Tyson. In Hollywood, zombies don’t bite you, you bite zombies!
Probably a drunken Mel Gibson.
Ted Nugent – he has a full armory.
Screw actors. I want Penn & Teller, the Mythbusters guys and a tight Hollywood crew—carpenters, electricians, stuntmen, machinists and pyrotechnicians.
Danny Trejo can come.
Morgan Freeman. I got a god like detective who did time and dabbles in making bat gear for the batman with some serious military experience who was also the president of two countries on my side biatch!
I’m going to recruit Al Pacino. Hey, he played Scarface. “Feeling lucky punk?” Is that the right quote from the right movie?
@Mr_Paradox quote isn’t from that movie, that’s a Dirty Harry quote.
Damn it! I realy need to stop watching so many movies dont I?
My zombie plan is to become a zombie, and feast on faces. :D
@AshLeigh I just love waking up to answers like that. :D
I thought it said “feast on faeces”, that’s a shit idea.
@Mr_Paradox Don’t stop watching movies. All of life’s riddles are answered at the movies.
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