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(NSFW) Should a man be allowed to marry a Teddy Bear?

Asked by josie (22955 points ) June 17th, 2012
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bookish1's avatar

(O)_(O) Why is this even a question???

He doesn’t need to marry his teddy bear… He needs to stop jacking off with a teddybear in public.

SomeoneElse's avatar

@bookish1 Exactly! Ursusagalmatophilia sounds nasty,but it’s having sex with a teddy bear, according to the article.
Hope it wasn’t one of those bears that growl when turned over . . .

elbanditoroso's avatar

Only one thing to say about this poor guy.

His urges must be un-bearable.

SomeoneElse's avatar

Bet he’s grizzly about all the media interest too.

elbanditoroso's avatar

At least he is not fondling Cub Scouts.

ragingloli's avatar

The teddy bear is not able to consent, so I have to say no.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Let the man have his bear!

cookieman's avatar

Oh bother.

mazingerz88's avatar

Better Pooh than Christopher Robin. Maybe Pooh loves to slurp on the drippy “white honey” too.

ragingloli's avatar

maybe he thinks he is Christopher Robin

Blackberry's avatar

I think so, yes. Teddy bears are understanding and will let you do anything to them in the sack.

ucme's avatar

Does he perform anal with Winnie the poo?

Symbeline's avatar

Lol wtf.

I’ve heard of a woman who married a rollercoaster, and some guy who married his house, or people who get two pets married together. Since weddings really seem to be about someone filling their pockets with gold, you could marry anything as long as you’re dishing out cash…including a stuffy. But he shouldn’t fuck it in public. Even if it wasn’t disturbing, it’s still gross.

Sunny2's avatar

Answers the question, “Can a man have a bear and beat it too?”

ZEPHYRA's avatar

If he’s not allowed to have it, he’ll just have to grin and bear it!!!!

bookish1's avatar

Dammit, I can’t find that clip from Arrested Development where Lucille says she bought Buster one of those teddy bears with a video camera in it to see if he was getting busy with anyone… He got busy with the bear.

mazingerz88's avatar

The man sure has the right not only to screw a bear but to bear arms to protect such a right if need be! And no one…no one could just pooh-pooh that God given right!

mazingerz88's avatar

Maybe not this teddybear

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