If you had a genie what would you wish for?
You can’t wish for more wishes or another genie. Everything else is fine.
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I would wish to become a god.
A giant pillow that I could fly around on.
Yes, I know it sounds superficial for all the known reasons, and yes, health comes first and bla bla bla….. but a really good sum of money that would help me help myself and some family members out a bit. I am not talking about being stinking filthy rich, I would just like the feeling of safety that whether we like it or not money often brings. @Mr_Paradox YOU HAVE THIS GENIE????
The power of a C’tan with the knowledge to utilize that power to it’s full extent.
My health problems to go away.
I would wish to instantly be the best musician utilizing any instrument in the world.
Can I wish for another jelly?
I just want hot sex.
Stop world hunger.
just one wish? Really?
To win the AU$50 million Gold Lotto prize this week. I could pretty much do anything I can think of wishing for with that sort of money.
@Symbeline Yeah, what kind of a genie grants only one wish? :p
A stunning set of tits that I could call my own.
I would hug them & squeeze them & play with them &..............yeah, gimme boobs, lamp boy!
I would wish that children never die before their parents.
People, this is the usual three wishes gambit.
@dumitus That would be horrible. I am only 28, but I can only imagine being entertained by this planet for anouther hundred years… MAX. What on gods green earth would you do if you lived for 5000 years?
I’ve told this one before, but some of the new jellies may have not saw it. A guy walks into a bar with a foot high man on his shoulder. He orders a beer. The bartender sets it down and the little guy jumps off his shoulder and kicks the beer over. The bartender pours another one and the same thing happens again. The bartender looks at the guy, and draws another beer with the same results. He looks at the guy and asks what gives. The guy looks at the little guy and says I found a genie and wished for a 12 inch prick.
@Adirondackwannabe LOL.
Reminds me of a joke, too. So a woman finds a bottle, and the genie grants her a wish. She wishes for a magic penis that would follow around wherever she went, and the penis would do anything she says. So after getting the magic penis, she tests it out. She goes, magic penis, my mouth! So it goes in her mouth and she sucks it off. Then she goes, magic penis, my vagina! So it goes inside her, and she has a good time.
The next morning she goes to work, with this penis floating around, following her. She gets on the bus, and the bus driver looks at the penis and asks, what the hell is this? She answers, it’s my magic penis! It fucks on command! Then the bus driver replies, magic penis? My ass.
O_o
@ZEPHYRA Better than asking for a large sum of money, which will eventually run out, I’d ask that whenever I needed money I could just reach into my pocket and find the exact amount I needed. That way I’d have a guaranteed source for the rest of my life (think of it as a bottomless pit of money) and the subsequent peace of mind that comes with financial stability :)
@Symbeline
That makes no sense. The penis is only supposed to obey the woman.
@ragingloli Actually I thought of that loophole already, but I still laughed haha.
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