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What else could Gandalf have said?

Asked by mazingerz88 (18480 points ) January 9th, 2013

Bound to be a classic scene in movies, I guess. When Gandalf yells the forbidding, “You shall not pass!” command to the giant Balrog in LOTR. Just for fun, what other befitting line could Gandalf have bellowed at that epic moment? Thanks for playing, jellies.

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zensky's avatar

Last chance to get THE FUCK OFF MY BRIDGE.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

“It’s just a flesh wound.” The Black Knight from Monty P.

Seek's avatar

Ava vanle!

That was the nerd answer – simply “Don’t you pass!” in Elvish.

filmfann's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr You don’t want to speak the language of Mordor here?

Seek's avatar

The Black Tongue? Ick. Hard syllables. It’s worse than German and Klingon.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Bitch, I will cut you!

rebbel's avatar

“I don’t want to be cross, but you seriously suffer from a bad case of halitosis….
I mean, man, use a toothbrush once in a while.”

CWOTUS's avatar

No cash accepted in this lane.

glacial's avatar

“WHAT… is your favourite colour?”

ucme's avatar

“Oh look guys, it’s an old flame of mine, ain’t he a cutie though? Bally darling, listen, they’re playing our song…looking for some hot stuff baby this evening…”

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@glacial Blue! No…aaaahhhhhhhhh!

FutureMemory's avatar

This is not the bridge you’re looking for.

Symbeline's avatar

Fuck outta here, goddamn!

mazingerz88's avatar

Bro, seriously, I’m so gonna tase you…

zenvelo's avatar

I am NOT into whips!

Blondesjon's avatar

Motherfucker! Is Gandalf gonna have to choke a bitch?

FutureMemory's avatar

Come at me, bro!

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