{NSFW} Can you help me write a tagline for my new web store? See details?

This isn’t child’s play ;)
Sadly that’s all I’ve got..

Big Toys For Naughty Adults
Cum On Let’s Play
Adult’s Wanna Play Too
Fun And Sex For Adult’s
The Sexy Toy Shop

Toy Story, we give you a Buzz…you give your man a Woody!!

@ucme Ouch right in the childhood…
I did always think he said somebody’s toys in the water hole…
I can’t decide if that applies?

Life’s too short to not screw around.

When you’re hot you’re hot

Fantasy’s fulfilled.

The Goodies, the bad and the ugly.

Dress for sucksess.

Santas Playshop

We don’t mind if your naughty or nice, we just help you dress for the part.

Buttplugs and Bodices – Your one stop fantasy shop.

The Whang, the Whip and the Wardrobe – Welcome to Nunyabidniss – Playthings for the playful.

@monochromatic Be funny if they had a Buzz Lightyear vibrator though…
“Too infinity & beyond…buzz, buzz, buzz!!”

@ucme If i ever go into adult toy production i know what I’m pitching :)

For @ucme

Wow thx a lot all of these were good and some funny!!!

Haha, seems there are a few “toys” on those shelves…
Bullseye
Slinky Dog
Mr.Potato Head
Wheezy

Hi @charr014 Welcome to Fluther.

You already have some great answers there. But not being one to let great answers deter me from giving poor ones, how about:

Dildoes, lingerie, bondage; your secret’s safe with us.