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What gifts do NSA employees give to other NSA employees for the holidays?

Asked by elbanditoroso (14805 points ) December 1st, 2013

And do the recipients know what they’re getting beforehand?

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OneBadApple's avatar

I think they sing ‘Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire’ while giving each other complimentary friskings…

janbb's avatar

“Spy vs. Spy” comic strips?

laurenkem's avatar

State of the art recording devices. Spyware. A “Groucho” set of glasses and moustache.

SadieMartinPaul's avatar

Trench coats and dark sunglasses

snowberry's avatar

A box of rubber gloves for each of them. Comes in handy, ya know?

talljasperman's avatar

A really good pat down?

LuckyGuy's avatar

The each buy what they want for themselves but charge it to the other’s card.

glacial's avatar

External hard drives. They always seem to be running out of memory for some reason.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Best question of the year!

I dare not speak the answer and risk spending a few decades bunking with Bradley.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I’d answer but it would only be . . . !

BerlinRose's avatar

Law wars with Luke Spywalker

SadieMartinPaul's avatar

I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.

mattbrowne's avatar

The password for Angela Merkel’s new cell phone?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

@mattbrowne No password required it is a broadcast radio, just like Dick Tracy’s

talljasperman's avatar

A transcript of everything that the friend has said, or was said about her, for the entire year…

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