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What is your top 10 list of worst movies of 2013?

Asked by ragingloli (34134 points ) December 9th, 2013

What are the worst movies you have had the misfortune to be subjected to this year?
This includes movies that you looked forward too, but which turned out to be disappointing.

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livelaughlove21's avatar

I was way too broke to see 10 new films this year, but these were pretty awful:

Mama
Oz the Great and Powerful

SecondHandStoke's avatar

Anything by Michael Moore or Oliver Stone.

ragingloli's avatar

@SecondHandSmoke
Neither of them released a movie in 2013. Pleasy try again.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

I had such high hopes for Gravity.

Sandra Bullock isn’t wearing her space diaper.

I wanna see Sandra Bullock in a diaper!

SecondHandStoke's avatar

@ragingloli:

My username is not SecondHandSmoke.

filmfann's avatar

I will wait until the end of the year to respond.

ragingloli's avatar

@filmfann
I am sure you can make a preliminary list.

Dutchess_III's avatar

SecondHandToke?

I haven’t seen any new movies this year. I don’t think I ever see movies the same year they come out.

Mama_Cakes's avatar

Oz the Great and Powerful was painful to watch.

Mama_Cakes's avatar

Loved Gravity. I didn’t go in with high expectations.

Kropotkin's avatar

Not seen 10 films from 2013 yet, but…

Elysium. Vaguely entertaining, but a ridiculous plot ruined a decent premise.

The Conjuring. Not scary, and ended in a predictably silly way.

This Is The End. The least funny “comedy” and one of the worst films I’ve ever seen.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

^Elysium.

Is the class warfare theme ever going to get old for people?

ragingloli's avatar

not while the aristocracy wages the class warfare.

Seek's avatar

The only 2013 movie I’ve seen in theatres was Star Trek: Into Darkness.

Which, yeah, pretty explosions and loads of special effects, and any excuse to look at Benedict Cumberbatch. But honestly, those movies aren’t Star Trek to me. So, in @ragingloli terms: 5/5 – would not bang. Well, I’d bang but I wouldn’t blog about it.

I did, however, just learn that I missed the release of yet another Pokemon movie, and apparently MewTwo is back. So that gives me something to look forward to tracking down on DVD. For my son’s sake I hope this one isn’t as painfully boring as the last one.

Oh, and the few recognizable bits of The Hobbit remaining amongst all the filler and extraneous characters should be appearing on screen in the next couple of weeks. I’m sure we’ll catch that before the end of the year.

ragingloli's avatar

I have not watched anything Pokémon related in over a decade. I would not even know where to start.

Seek's avatar

Well, I have a five year old. We just grab what we find at the library.

Nothing has come close to Indigo League, though, so don’t worry that you’re missing anything.

ragingloli's avatar

I will just stick to my Pikachu porn

Seek's avatar

A safe bet.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

^^Impress me.

Be open to MLP porn.

ragingloli's avatar

Ha! I raise you MLP gay porn.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

^Obviously MLP porn (clop) is going to involve homosexuality.

I’m sure you’ve already read the MLP vore masterpiece “Cupcakes.”

I mention it anyway.

ragingloli's avatar

I think you will find that that was a flash animation.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

Animation?

Ooh! that I’ve missed.

Sauce!

ragingloli's avatar

just search for it on swfchan

rockfan's avatar

Man of Steel
Monsters University
Pacific Rim
Iron Man 3
Elysium

None of these movies were downright terrible, Man of Steel came pretty close though. They were just so underwhelming and unmemorable.

Smitha's avatar

The Last Exorcism Part II (horrible sequel)

Seek's avatar

^ Sequel to a horrible movie to start with. Didn’t even bother with that one. Good to know I didn’t miss anything.

Seek's avatar

Damn, I hate reading my posts back and noticing mistakes. ST:ID – 5/10, not 5/5. Bang but wouldn’t blog about it.

ragingloli's avatar

The very title is misconceived. The Last exorcism… PART 2

Seek's avatar

^ ‘zactly.

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