or ‘I am fine.’
You don’t look fat.
God/Jesus love you.
“Have a nice day”
“Yes, I came.”
“I didn’t mean to.”
I never lie.
“I love you”
“I’m not an alcoholic”
“I was going too but…”
“You look nice”
“Your ass is not fat”
“It works just fine”
“You need new brakes and rotors”
“The Check is in the Mail”
- Honey, was it good for you? IT was for me…
- DO I look fat in this dress? No dear, not at all…
- Does this dinner taste good? Of course!!
@Dan_Lyons Oooo, good one. I tell that one.
“I won’t come in your mouth.”
“Yes baby, of course I love you.”
“Til death do us part.”
God, heaven & Jesus stuff
Speed you were “doing”
“I’m not too drunk!”
“God answers prayers.”
Religious stories. Not just Jesus – all religious crap
“I am not a racist.”
“Trust me.” One of the three great lies. The other two being; “The check is in the mail” and “I won’t cum in your mouth.”
“Does this make me look fat?” (If you have to ask, it probably does. But you didn’t hear that from me.)
You get to keep your doctor.
“Same-sex marriages will negatively affect heterosexual marriages.”
“I have read and agree with the term of service”
@Mimishu1995 That’s really funny!
“I won’t let anything happen to you”
This is inherently a lie. No one can protect anyone from everything.
Josie “You get to keep your doctor.”
Hmmm I got to keep my doctor.
Hmmm. Me too. But, if a proven murderer says over and over he did not kill, it only applies to his victim. It is still a lie.
“I am fine”.
The most common lie of the current era is: “I have read and agree to the terms and conditions for websites/software.”
I love this thread.
^ Not an answer to the question, of course! Thank you, everyone :]
When a teacher takes your phone: “I was texting my mom.”
“This is no shit!”
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