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Which lie is most often told?

Asked by longgone (7228 points ) May 20th, 2014

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ragingloli's avatar

Religion.
or ‘I am fine.’

janbb's avatar

You don’t look fat.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

God/Jesus love you.

El_Cadejo's avatar

“Have a nice day”

syz's avatar

“Yes, I came.”

GloPro's avatar

“I didn’t mean to.”

Pachy's avatar

I never lie.

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

“I love you”
“I’m not an alcoholic”
“I was going too but…”
“I’m sorry”
“You look nice”
“Your ass is not fat”
“It works just fine”
“You need new brakes and rotors”

Dan_Lyons's avatar

“The Check is in the Mail”

elbanditoroso's avatar

- Honey, was it good for you? IT was for me…

- DO I look fat in this dress? No dear, not at all…

- Does this dinner taste good? Of course!!

GloPro's avatar

@Dan_Lyons Oooo, good one. I tell that one.

zenvelo's avatar

“I won’t come in your mouth.”

“Yes baby, of course I love you.”

tedibear's avatar

“Til death do us part.”

ucme's avatar

God, heaven & Jesus stuff
Wedding vows
Speed you were “doing”

Yetanotheruser's avatar

“I’m not too drunk!”

Darth_Algar's avatar

“God answers prayers.”

rojo's avatar

Not me!

non_omnis_moriar's avatar

Religious stories. Not just Jesus – all religious crap

flutherother's avatar

“I am not a racist.”

kritiper's avatar

“Trust me.” One of the three great lies. The other two being; “The check is in the mail” and “I won’t cum in your mouth.”

Bluefreedom's avatar

“Does this make me look fat?” (If you have to ask, it probably does. But you didn’t hear that from me.)

josie's avatar

You get to keep your doctor.

Brian1946's avatar

“Same-sex marriages will negatively affect heterosexual marriages.”

AshLeigh's avatar

“I’m okay.”

Mimishu1995's avatar

“I have read and agree with the term of service”

janbb's avatar

@Mimishu1995 That’s really funny!

anniereborn's avatar

“I won’t let anything happen to you”

This is inherently a lie. No one can protect anyone from everything.

non_omnis_moriar's avatar

Josie “You get to keep your doctor.”

Hmmm I got to keep my doctor.

josie's avatar

@non_omnis_moriar

Hmmm. Me too. But, if a proven murderer says over and over he did not kill, it only applies to his victim. It is still a lie.

Linda_Owl's avatar

“I am fine”.

hearkat's avatar

The most common lie of the current era is: “I have read and agree to the terms and conditions for websites/software.”

longgone's avatar

I love this thread.

longgone's avatar

^ Not an answer to the question, of course! Thank you, everyone :]

AshLeigh's avatar

When a teacher takes your phone: “I was texting my mom.”

Yetanotheruser's avatar

“This is no shit!”

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