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What if you ran for office?

Asked by Jonesn4burgers (6650 points ) 2 weeks ago

If you ran for office, especially high office, what about yourself would you hope the smear specialist for the opposition would NOT discover?

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ragingloli's avatar

my furry porn habits.
On the other hand, that might cause me to do debates in a full fox fursuit.
On fox news.

cookieman's avatar

My obsession with cookies and not-so-secret desire to bed Mrs. Fields.

Mimishu1995's avatar

My fetish for the Mafia.

That would kick me out of the office immediately, if discovered.

Blondesjon's avatar

My obsession with cookies and not-so-secret desire to bed @cookieman.

Pachy's avatar

My total lack of ability to do in the job!

But wait! That absolutely doesn’t matter in politics.

Pachy's avatar

@cookieman, would you only be interested in Mrs. Fields’ dough?

SecondHandStoke's avatar

My common sense.

GloPro's avatar

Oh, jeebus. I’d be a juicy bug on a windshield. And the media would turn the blades on with no washer fluid. A hot mess.

cookieman's avatar

@Pachy: Nope, her buns are very nice as well.

Pachy's avatar

Oreo-kay.

ragingloli's avatar

Go back to india, you terrible Pun-jabis.

BeenThereSaidThat's avatar

I have nothing in my past that could come back to bite me.

Yetanotheruser's avatar

I would probably be considered too radically progressive even for the Democratic Party.

ibstubro's avatar

You may saunter over to the closet and pick one, @Jonesn4burgers.

zenvelo's avatar

I’ve got way too many past indiscretions to run for office unless I was a Southern Republican.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

I’d have to cut my hair. A near dealbreaker for me.

ucme's avatar

I have no skeletons in my closet, they’re buried under the patio.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

I’d promise to do what I can to implement The Fair Tax.

I’d get nowhere.

The Fair Tax makes too much sense to ever become a reality.

ibstubro's avatar

They would fall over laughing as my feet touched the sprinter’s block.

Jonesn4burgers's avatar

@SecondHandStoke, cut your hair?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????
I would love to see a president with a ponytail again. It has been a long time. Maybe if you had a tail, you could get your picture on money!

Coloma's avatar

Oh, the world would be an amazing place. That’s all this idealist bohemian quasi socialist liberal can say. lol

SecondHandStoke's avatar

Conservatives can have long hair too.

I should know.

Conservatives can also cross dress and perform in a rock band with performed sex acts:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impotent_Sea_Snakes

SecondHandStoke's avatar

I’ve sent a request to @ragingloli to be my running mate.

The Oval Office needs more furries.

Vote Stoke: Cat guro for everyone!

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