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If you rented a billboard, what would you put on it?

Asked by maybellekim (215 points ) August 27th, 2014

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elbanditoroso's avatar

To some degree, it would depend where the billboard is located.

For example, if you are driving on GA 316 – between Atlanta and Athens, GA – there are a number of billboards on the side of the road giving the “I’m God – come talk to me” sort of messaging.

Well, I would go the other direction, especially if the sign were near a church. It would read

“Don’t depend on God – Think for Yourself”

Mimishu1995's avatar

Fluther – Tap the Collective

Along with the picture of Dr. Jelly in his best posing position.

Hope it would increase the users for this site :)

Pachy's avatar

GET THE $^?%%*! OFF YOUR CELL PHONE !!!

Pachy's avatar

accidental duplication deleted by pachy

ragingloli's avatar

“Eyes on the road, traffic menace!”

SecondHandStoke's avatar

“Socialism Is Slavery.”

“Do You Want To Be A Slave?”

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

This space for rent.

shadowboxer's avatar

Life can’t be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years. ~William F. Buckley, Jr.

ragingloli's avatar

@shadowboxer
And on the following billboard there will be this picture

zenvelo's avatar

“Jesus was and is – a Socialist!

Be a good Christian!”

Pied_Pfeffer's avatar

“Well, you did ask for a sign.” -God

ucme's avatar

A giant pair of boobs with a talking nipple commenting on the male drivers who were distracted & crashed.
“I guess you feel like a complete tit now eh?”

elbanditoroso's avatar

@ucme – a giant pair of boobs, eh?

Cameron and Clegg?

ucme's avatar

@elbanditoroso I said boobs, not pricks!

rockfan's avatar

Coexist

reijinni's avatar

God lied to you.

kritiper's avatar

An ad for the biz, natch.

majorrich's avatar

FTW! in Red, White and Blue.

Megan64's avatar

Be kind.

jonsblond's avatar

I’m going to slightly change @elbanditoroso‘s answer and say “Don’t depend on your peers – Think for Yourself”

gailcalled's avatar

If you are squinting when you read this, get your eyes checked.

jonsblond's avatar

an important message lost because it’s too bright

jca's avatar

Don’t eat yellow snow.

lillycoyote's avatar

Think for yourself.

I hadn’t even thought about putting the God business in; then I saw @elbanditoroso‘s answer… but I would still leave it out. Being an atheist is no guarantee that you can think for yourself and believing in God doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t.

fluthernutter's avatar

Not exactly a billboard, but I’m having a hard time topping this.

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