[NSFW] When it comes to sex, what is or certainly is not on your “has to be” list?

missionary position.
it is disgusting.

I’d say that in the course of performing my husbandly duties over the years I’ve done 11 procedures on your list. Not sure what most of the acts on your list are. But one thing for sure, I do NOT mess with butt holes.

Related to your first item, I never was attracted to Orel Hershiser.

You completely forgot about the unicorn, glass bottom boat and the hot Carl.
I have done 5 on that list.

Kissing is terrible.

My score is 20 for that list.

I don’t have any “musts”, and the safe word is ” don’t do that ”.

Reverse Asian crab? Gosh, I am so innocent. They are all Okay with me, IF you take a good shower beforehand. ;)

In real life? I hate all that shite except doggie, deep throat, oral sex, costumes ( a certain kind ), and shaved nether regions which is the custom here. I’m cool with locations.

By the way, not even Urban Dictionary has a listing for Asian Crab.

^^ [...shaved nether regions which is the custom here.
They manscape there?

I don’t feel much pleasure from PIV sex and always find it a little bit painful, so I appreciate that my partner likes foreplay, both giving and receiving.

Butt stuff is 300% out of the question for me due to my medical history. He had no interest in it anyway, which is perfect.

Sex drives have to be at least approximately equal. We’re well suited there too. I had an ex who was constantly horny and refused to masturbate and that was just awful for me.

Thise are my only strong opinions on the matter.

Discussing it with plebs on the internet, not happening.

Must haves…helmet, first aid kit and a couple bottles of water.

I’m just surprised by a few of the things you left off the list:
– Tease and denial
– Domme / sub relationships
– CBT
– Forced chastity / cuckolding, whether “lifestyle” or “play”
– Public humiliation
– Adult incest

… not that I know what any of those things are, mind you.

“Asian crab”?

@CWOTUS I’m just surprised by a few of the things you left off the list:
– Tease and denial (That is what some do anyhow, it is just a part of the boinking process)
– Domme / sub relationships (Thought what would be covered under handcuff or bindings, though it is truly a lifestyle, though some play it.)
– CBT (Even I do not know what that is)
– Forced chastity / cuckolding, whether “lifestyle” or “play” (That again, to be fall under B&D or SM)
– Public humiliation (I don’t find that a sex act)
– Adult incest (I do not even want to go there, and i do not think many people would even do it)
… not that I know what any of those things are, mind you.

“Asian crab”?
Unlike the “Missionary Position” which seems to have just that name which stuck, I guess others can have a different name depending on which circles one turn in. It is known by some as the ”Asian Cowgirl” because the woman is on top but her knees are oriented differently and she is more squatting on the dumbstick than riding his hips.

Aww, it’s almost sweet how naive you are about those things.

CBT is “cock and ball torture”. It kind of goes with ” stiletto heels”, but does deserve a mention.

BD/sm is so much more than fuzzy handcuffs, and I agree that the D/s bit deserves a place on the list.

Public and private humiliation is a very sexual act for some people, like I’m sure praying is for others. That’s the cool thing about sex: different strokes for different folks.

And yes, consensual incest is a thing, and just thinking about it turns some people on (not me). Haven’t you seen Game of Thrones? It’s “wincest” all over the place.

@Hypocrisy_Central it’s not called manscaping, they shave their balls. This is mostly the <40 crowd.