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How shall the Trump-Sanders televised debate drinking game be played?

Asked by SecondHandStoke (9522points) May 26th, 2016

I usually avoid televised politics like the plague but these two are living on different planets. I’ve got to see how this plays out.

What shall it be called?

Humor appreci… required.

Non drinkers with a sense of humor welcome.

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19 Answers

anniereborn's avatar

Drink everytime one of them says “huge” or “yuuuuuuuge”. With Trump talking about his penis, you just may get drunk.

cazzie's avatar

I propose a bingo type board. 5 X 5, so we need to come up with 25 separate words or phrases that may be said be one or either. You could pick a ‘Trump card’ or a ‘Sanders ’ card or a mixed one maybe if we come up with enough to fill in the squares.

ucme's avatar

Rage Wank

I wonder which of them you’d look at last as you climax…tough choices are gonna have to made

dxs's avatar

Drink every time Bernie does the index-thumb point.

Seek's avatar

@cazzie – PERFECT. A drink for every number and a shot for every Bingo. I like the idea of a mixed card. Make sure people are paying attention.

I propose “inequality”, “establishment”, and “one-percent” along with @anniereborn‘s “yuge”

Seek's avatar

I’m totally live-commenting this thing on Facebook, by the way. It will be even better if I’m drunk.

filmfann's avatar

This doesn’t need to be a drinking game. I’ll be drinking heavily just at the thought of it.

cazzie's avatar

when is this, btw? I’m not in this loop.

Seek's avatar

I don’t think a date has been announced. It will be before 7th June.

cazzie's avatar

We need a square for every time Trump calls someone ‘Stupid’ and ‘Dumb’ or ‘A Moron’. that should hurry things along.

Seek's avatar

@cazzie – And one for every time he refers to something as “da best”

Cruiser's avatar

I think you could limit it to just 2 words. “Free” for Bernie and “Great” for Trump and you would be totally hammered after the first 15 minutes of the debate.

Seek's avatar

OK, so we have (so far)

1) Yuge
2) Great
3) Free
4) Inequality
5) Establishment
6) One-Percent
7) Stupid
8) Dumb
9) Moron
10) Da Best

Any more?

Cruiser's avatar

Trump:
Lyin,
It’s a movement,
rich friends,
I own many clubs
and “Crooked Hillary”

Sanders:
I’ll tell you a story…
If I’m not mistaken
In my view…
You know…
political revolution

cazzie's avatar

Trump won’t meet Bernie because…....Well, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnJFhuOWgXg

Seek's avatar

I’m so, so very let down.

dammitjanetfromvegas's avatar

I was going to say that a piece of clothing needs to come off whenever Trump says “great”

cazzie's avatar

Filmfan you just made my day. Especially because I just effectively found out I no longer have an employer as of 1 June.

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