Could you be remembered forever?

Never assume anything. And if you must assume something, assume to never assume anything.
Honesty is always the best policy. But some things are better left unsaid.

“Drinking decaffinated coffee is like feeding a starving dog a rubber bone.” Pied Pfeffer

“don’t waste your time remembering me. Do something useful with your life”

I’d rather be a smartass than a dumbass.

Just googled it… I guess this isn’t original, after all. Though, I will insist that I did come up with this on my own. Just turns out I didn’t come up with it first

Hater’s gonna hate, but how many haters do you have compare with followers?

God gave you one keyboard to type and two eyes to read.

Read before you post.

I should take my own advice the most.

Man who takes dog for walk in the rain should never step on the poodles.

Give a man a fish and he would eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will drive the fish to extinction.

Treat yourself the way that you want others to treat you.

Earthquakes and idiots don’t mix well.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Why bother Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hells afraid I would run the place.

If you take care of His business, He will take care of your business

If you cannot be tested, you cannot be trusted

If you have not been through anything you do not have a testimony but a ”testiphony”

Women like three animals; a bull in the market, a tiger in the sheets, and a Jaguar in the driveway

He can get a blessing to you, but can He get a blessing though you

Pretty is in the eye of the beholder, but beauty comes from the soul

It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.

Quotes from Great Mahatma Gandhi -

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow; learn as if you were to live forever.

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

@All: A lot of people are sharing quotes from other people… Even I mistakenly did so. @LornaLove was asking for a wise proverb or saying of our own devising. I have not seen many originals, here.

Don’t get too attached.

Don’t find your inspiration in the 10 people who took risks and succeeded, because no one talks of the 90 who risked it and ended in ruins.

Nope and neither would I want to be.

A burst balloon is like a broken, shattered dream…except it’s not

Better paranoid than dead.
—This is my excuse for over-preparing for nearly any circumstance. And when you’re on a camping trip and need a wound field-dressed, you know who to come to for Dermabond and steri-strips.

Eat More Cookies

No.
Those who know me, love me, but someday, they will die.
And even if they were “immortal”, their existence would end with the heat death of the Universe.

When in doubt, think again before you speak. You may hear the answer from someone else.

Keep growing and changing until you die.

Like bad fish, most of us eventually overstay our welcome once we hit our 40’s and some of us will smell like it.
Life will always seem be too short and too long at the same time once you hit menopause.

Know where the exits are.

Let people be who they are, including yourself.

Is menopause when you pause men?

Try anything once but learn from your mistakes.

there are no mistakes.
only happy little accidents

@ragingloli: I believe everyday’s a good day, when you paint.

Visualize swirled peas.

Don’t regret the past. Just learn from it and adjust accordingly for the future.

@JoyousLove He always makes it look so darn easy!