Do you have and funny or insightful political quotes?

“Nationalism is a mental illness of the highest order.”

”‘A matter of internal security’ – the age-old cry of the oppressor.”

“The premises of politics lie in the conclusions of ethics”.

“Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”

“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel”.

“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.”

“Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall”

Sir Winston Churchill (me just then)

It’s a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning.

Senator Bob Corker, referring to the current POTUS

This exchange has been attributed to several different pairs of speakers:

You, sir, will certainly either die upon the gallows or of a social disease.

That depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.
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“Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning, they want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters.”
—Frederick Douglass

“I’ve visited all 57 states.” (paraphrased) Guess who…..

You need to stop defending Trump. You can put a flower in an asshole but that doesn’t make it a vase.

President Eisenhower once said, “Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.”

”“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

It’s almost like tripping over words is a thing humans do from time to time, and that humans who spend an above average amount of time speaking in front of a camera will have a higher number of recorded slip ups. Who would have imagined?

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.”
—Dwight Eisenhower

The beatings will continue until morale improves.- unknown

It is the words and deeds of 99% of all politicians give the rest a bad name.