Creative titles for vegetarian project?

Got Veg?
Carrot Powered Brain
Eat a Broccoli save a Tree.

Veggie Power

Smashing Pumpkins

Guilt-free Pleasure.

The young and the fleshless

Veggie Tales

“Going Vegan: More than Just a Way to Annoy People When Eating Out”.

Veggies: They’re What’s for Dinner

The Veggina Monologues.

“Where’s the Beets?”

Stay thin and be accused of anorexia less often.

“Going Green, For Your Health”

”Meat is Icky,
and some other ways of appearing effeminate.”

“Save Money, Lose Weight: Artificially Limiting your Diet”

“Vegetarianism: Because Killing Plants is OK”

Veggiefits
Benefits of Going Vegetarian.

What are the advantages of vegetarianism, apart from saving money, losing weight (without being accused of eating disorder… as much), and… um… appearing effeminate?

Carnophobia.

Dude, where’s my meat?

Global Vegetable!

Vegetable Change!

Veggie Warming!

Veggie Bailout!

Vegging Out

Foods that Function: How a vegetarian diet can save the world!

Go Vegetables! (a take on that stupid “go meat” commercial)

To Meat or not to Meat?

Friendly Feeding (Friendly Eating)

Not original…

Give peas a change.

Eat green: Help yourself while helping the planet

Yes, I like eating like a fucking rabbit.

@filmfann why so bitter-sounding? that’s now how we eat

Lettuce begin!

I’m going to wait until the rabbit is done fucking before I eat it.

Originally from one Howard Tayler:
Salad: it’s what food eats.

Chewin the Cud

Meat is bad for you, and other communist plots.

‘an un-guilty pleasure’ or ‘Carrots anyone?’

Sorry it’s all I could think of.

Eat kale and be hearty.

Change that to “Kale and Hearty.”