The funniest joke youve ever heard?

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole??

hot cross bunnies

How many kids with ADD does it take to play soccer?

oh look, puppies!

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”

Late one night a forty-year old man walks into the woods with a ten year-old boy and the boy says, “Mister, I’m scared.” The man says, “YOUR scared, I have to walk out of these woods alone!”

a guy walks into a bar and the guy asks the bartender for a beer so the bartender gives him a beer after hes done the guy look into his coat pocket and asks the bartender for another
so this goes on for a while and finally the bartender asks the guy
“why do you look in your pocket after every beer”
the guy says
“well i have a picture of my wife and when she looks good enough ill go home”

A straight man walks into a gay bar and orders a drink.
The bar tender says, “We don’t serve your kinf here”
The man says, “Oh come one I just want a drink”
The bartender says, “Tell you what. You tell me the name of your penis and you get a drink”.
The man says, “Okay, you first”.
The bartender replies, “It’s name is Nike, you know? Like ‘just do it’?.”
The man says, “Well, mines name is Secret. ‘Strong enough for a man but made for a woman”.