What is your favorite example of a newspaper headline gone wrong?

Something went wrong in jet crash, expert says

‘County to pay $250,00 to advertise lack of funds’

Great start @Lightlyseared and @wenwen !!

Big Ugly Woman Wins Beauty Pageant (Newspaper in town of Big Ugly, WV)

OK so theres a chanve this is just an internet meme but it’s still funny

The giant headline that declared Thomas Dewey the next president of the United States. Here’s a picture of President Elect Harry Truman holding up that newspaper (Chicago Daiy Tribune). “Dewey Defeats Truman.”
http://www.myptsmail.com/hotdog256/blog/?p=2272

My favorite comes from a newspaper in Pennsylvania (a very Catholic state):

“Nun Beats Off Attacker”

How about “Small Brown Ring Discovered Around Uranus”

We have a town in WV named Big Ugly.
This is a true headline: Big Ugly woman dies in car wreck.

“Sled Dogs Forced to Evacuate in Alaskan Territory” on cnn.com

“Fertile woman dies in Climax”

In North Western Minnesota there are two towns called Fertile
and Climax that are about 10 miles apart. The headline was on
a story about a woman from Fertile, MN who died in a car
accident in Climax, MN.

Large cracks appear in planned Auckland brothel

—The building was getting cracks in the front wall.

@UScitizen, you couldn’t have asked for a better example! I can’t help but wonder, however, if the person writing that in the paper phrased the notice that way on purpose!