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Only 8 Days till Christmas Eve and Jellyclaus is not here yet.. should we make our list here so we are ready?

Asked by Dog (25132points) December 17th, 2010

I am not sure what is keeping him. It was promised that he would return.

I am actually a bit worried that he was possibly kidnapped by the Salvation Army and is working kettles in a shopping mall.

If he does not show up soon maybe we should call out a search party. But in the meantime we should prepare because quite frankly he is running out of time.

So post what you wish Jellyclaus to bring you- and keep in mind it is best to put out some salt water and a couple of goldfish for him to snack on on Christmas Eve as he visits all the jellies.

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Dog's avatar

Okay I will start:

Dear Jellyclaus,

Please bring me some paint brushes that do not look like road kill. I would also love to have a new tube of Cadmium red medium as I have eeked out all but a ghost in my current one. If it is not too much trouble might I please also have a Shelby stripe on my Mustang? You know- like the one you put on the kid’s car who works at the Trader Joe’s down the street.

Many Thanks Jellyclaus!
And be sure to take the little gift I am leaving under the tree for you. I got you a friend! I know it says fill with air but it can be filled with water so you can take her home. :D

JilltheTooth's avatar

He will have been working pretty hard, so Christmas eve when he gets to my house the snack will be genetically modified goldfish that taste like eggnog, and a couple of clownfish cookies. Nemo! There you are! I’ve been looking everywhere! He can put up his tentacles and have a little break and a chat.

camertron's avatar

LOL you guys! Yes, Dr. Jellyclaus will be back on Monday (the 20th) and ready to hear all your Christmas/holiday wishes.

@Dog You have a Mustang?!? What year?!

JilltheTooth's avatar

Do we get to sit on his lap? <bats eyelashes and smiles innocently…>

camertron's avatar

@JilltheTooth well… his lap is a bit wet and squooshy and a little too small for the average human hiney. I would say probably not! But you’d have to ask him personally…

Dog's avatar

@camertron Oh do you have a Mustang? Mine is a 1995 (last year of the old 5.0) SVT Cobra.
Warning- my geek is showing now: manufactured Jan 11th #701 of a production run of 4,255. It is one of only 434 in that color/ leather combo. I love that car. But it really needs a Shelby Stripe and I know Jellyclaus will come through for me. :D

JilltheTooth's avatar

@camertron : Ahem. My hiney is not average. It’s rather…well, modesty prevents me from saying more, but not average. He can sit on my lap, then.

camertron's avatar

@Dog no no I don’t have a Mustang I just think they look really cool. And with a Shelby stripe – nearly as good as sex! I drive a 2010 Honda CR-V. Not nearly as cool. I feel like a soccer dad sometimes…

@JilltheTooth LOL ok! He says sitting on your lap would be fine if he gets to tell you what he wants too!

marinelife's avatar

Dear Jellyclaus,

I’ve been very good this year, so I want one of the new T-shirts and a mug from the Fluther store.

Also, some guacamole and chips from Fluther HQ.

I’ll leave you some dried kelp and a couple of scallops to snack on.

Thanks,

marinelife

chyna's avatar

Dear Jellyclaus,
I have been very, very good this year. I am leaving some really nice sponges for you with a glass of salt water under the tree.
I’m only asking for some pancakes this year. With lots of maple syrup.
Thank you!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

@chyna Will there be any leftover? ? I’ll bring the maple syrup.

chyna's avatar

That depends of Jellyclaus, but I’m hoping for stacks and stacks of pancakes.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I’ll get a whole gallon of Vermont Grade A.

Eggie's avatar

Dear jellyclaus:
I need some new underwear

Long Pants
over coats
vests
eggs

Flushing toilet
Long sleeves
Ukalayee
T.v
Hammock
Ear muffs
Ring(gold)...
If I left anything out ill let you know…...

Berserker's avatar

Dear Jellyclaus,

Thanks for ignoring me when I asked you to make my mother love me about eighteen years ago. The least you coulda done was give me an opportunity to become a ninja.
Still though, thanks for giving me Final Fantasy Tactics, and a job to buy it with back in the highschool I was skipping.

Yours truly, Fuckface

rangerr's avatar

@chyna When you say “pancakes”... do you mean pancakes or pancakes?

Dear Jellyclaus,

I’d like for you to keep the snow away until after I get to Canada. I know you’re probably not a fan of cold weather.. living in water and all.. so if you could help me out, that’d be great.
Also, I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle.

I think that’s all.
♥ rangerr

chyna's avatar

I mean pancakes. :-)

rangerr's avatar

Hot damn.

rpm_pseud0name's avatar

Are you there Jellyclause? It’s me Margaret Richard.

I found an aging Pearson Commander sailboat for sale in a nearby marina. I’ll go halfsies with you, if you promise to paint it pink for me.

Along with the sailboat…

A compass, both moral & sea.

Lifetime supply of ramen noodle that magically fits inside the cabin of a sailboat.

lastly…a friend to join me while I sail around the world for eternity.

also
DO NOT get Madi that air rifle. She will only shoot her eye out.

rangerr's avatar

@rpm_pseud0name Giant smoke cloud filled with glitter POOF! Your friend to sail around the world with you is here! First stop: Argentina!

diavolobunneh's avatar

Dear Jelly Claus:

I missed you, so I came back. For Christmas, I’d like Peace On Earth and to reconnect with the Jellies who were once in my Fluther. Oh, and to once again be your Fuzzy Bunny.

JilltheTooth's avatar

Hi, Bunny! Are you my present from Jelly Claus? Yay! Thanks, Jelly Claus!

chyna's avatar

@camertron Hey, it’s Monday the 20th. Dr. J isn’t dressed yet.

JilltheTooth's avatar

@chyna : I’m not either. Maybe if I go do that it’ll inspire Dr J.

chyna's avatar

@JilltheTooth Oh yeah, I’m not either! ::blushes:: I’ll go get dressed.

JilltheTooth's avatar

I’m guessing sometime after noon, EST, he’ll be up and dressed. If not, we should storm the…whatever he lives in… and give him some help!!!!

@chyna : No no, stay in your sweats (or whatever) they’re comfier.

chyna's avatar

@JilltheTooth Oh, I forget about the time difference. It’s about 6 a.m. out California. I am in sweats! How did you know?

diavolobunneh's avatar

@JilltheTooth Awww, thanks! I hope a bunneh is a good present.

JilltheTooth's avatar

@chyna : Well, I’m psychic, of course!

@diavolobunneh : You bet it is!!!

Dog's avatar

!!!!

Has Cameron actually SEEN Jellyclaus????

CHECK THE MALLS!!!!

Look for salt water puddles!!!

Poor Jellyclaus!

diavolobella's avatar

Jelly Claus, I believe in you!! I do, I do, I do!!!

JilltheTooth's avatar

I’m clapping! I’m clapping! oops. That’s tinkerbell. Sorry.

Dog's avatar

When a bell rings a Jelly will get their wings! :D

chyna's avatar

Ding ding, ding ding. Oh look! Another jelly just got their wings!

JilltheTooth's avatar

Look! Up in the air! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s,,,wait for it…JELLY CLAUS!!!!!

Dog's avatar

( I also need a heater for my studio Jellyclaus!- Just cause I am waiting for you to show up and it is cold in here!)

camertron's avatar

Sorry everyone! Looks like Jellyclaus will have to wait until some other time. I’d love to release details, but unfortunately I am forbidden to do so by the almighty gods of the ocean. All I can say is: watch closely for a blog post tomorrow. I’m told it will happen around 9:30am Pacific Time.

rangerr's avatar

BENDREWMAN. <Shakes fist>

rpm_pseud0name's avatar

@rangerr..it is 4:30am.. get off Fluther & go to bed. :)

rangerr's avatar

@rpm_pseud0name I’m setting Santa traps, you hypocrite!

diavolobella's avatar

and all of the little Jellies in the ocean began to cry….....

jellyclaus's avatar

Hello, faithful jellies! This is Jellyclaus. I’m here to make all your Christmas wishes come true! Also, check out my avatar!

diavolobella's avatar

Dear Jelly Claus. My Christmas wish is that Fluther stay the same. Love, Bunny.

rangerr's avatar

@jellyclaus You’re cute, but I’m still bitter.

diavolobella's avatar

@rangerr Me too. It’s like I just found out Jelly Claus is Darth Vader or something.

rangerr's avatar

@diavolobella Darth Vader is my Santa.. so I’d be cool with that.

diavolobella's avatar

@rangerr Okay, so more like the Terminator maybe? :)

Dog's avatar

Yay!!!!!!

Jellyclaus is here! And better yet we can talk to him!!!!

I knew you were real!!!!!

Dutchess_III's avatar

DEAR Jelly Clause. I just now saw this question. I would have seen it much earlier had all the GA’s and GQ’s been posting on the community feed! Are you a tech, Jelly Clause, or do you just do underwear and toys?
WAIT! He’s here! He’s up there ^^^^^^^^!!!!!!

jellyclaus's avatar

@diavolobella Fluther will stay the same for the forseeable future. I (and the founders) love the site as much as you do. We want it to stick around, even if we’re not working on it. I’ll continue to be my cute mascot self as always.

@rangerr heh, don’t be bitter! Use your significant mental abilities and joy of Star Wars to keep the site going! Fluther is so much more than a bunch of lines of Python code – it’s a thriving community that focuses on intellectual and social discussion, all enabled through the people that use it! Without dedicated people like you, Fluther would truly be nothing. Keep the site alive by using it and recommending it to your friends.

@Dutchess_III I’ll deliver anything, including tech stuff, underwear, and the occasional seasonal fruitcake. Being an online jelly like I am, I do all my holiday shopping on the Internet. Then, in my mobile sleigh-tank full of brine, I deliver your gifts by coming into your house via the toilet. A little wet maybe, but I’m none the worse for wear. Trust me, I’ve been doing this for years…

diavolobella's avatar

“Mobile sleigh-tank full of brine?” [faints from cuteness]

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh. Well, I guess I better clean the toilet!

Dog's avatar

@Dutchess_III Yikes! Me too!
And I better get rid of the sushi in the fridge!~

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yeah! Get rid of the tuna fish and the fish sticks too!!!

camertron's avatar

SUSHI!? I’ll pretend I didn’t read that… Poor Dr. J!

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