Which computer/console/video game character would you hire as your personal bodyguard?

Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Mario, Lara Croft, Cyborg Noodle, Chell, Gordon Freeman, Alyx Vance, Solid Snake, Meryl Silverburgh, Master Chief.

Lara Croft.

Spyro. Cos’ he’s a dragon. Nuff said. ;D

And any character out of Tekken or Soul Calibur! :3

Captain Basch von Rosenberg of Dalmasca. Chyeaaaaaahhh.

Fuck that. I choose Bayonetta. I totally have a lesbian gamer crush on her.

Oh yeah, I forgot about Spyro! And the leopard and the dragonfly, too…

Shamus.

Master Chief, Lego Darth Maul.

Yeah, i’ll have this fella in my corner thanks.

@ucme He’s the sexiest male video game character. Ever.

@KatetheGreat Err, yeah…ahem, being a guy I can’t possibly comment. Although he does sound like Barry White with a mouthful of bees :¬)

@ucme Hahahaha, he’s just charming.

Why hasn’t Boba Fett been mentioned yet? He is in a few video games. John-117 is good too.

Niko Bellic.

Samus Aran.

Piccolo Daimao Junior.

Leeroy Jenkins

just cause he makes me laugh

or I would also settle for Hatsune Miku

Scorpion.

duh

Oh man there’s so many…..I would have a team of: Scorpion (yes, duh), Teenage mutant ninja turtles, Cloud and Barrett, Soap (CoD), Ryu and Ken, the guys from Streets of Rage (lol), That guy from Samurai X, those crazy elf women from Elfen Lied, Spike Spiegel, Mugen and Jin, Bryan and Jin, those peeps from that game where the fighters turn into tigers and shit, and of course Kenpachi, Byakuya, Kakashi, and Tsunade. Rollin’ Deep….......
Edit: Silly me, how could I forget the baddest of them all: Jean Grey.

I’m hiring an overweight plumber to be my bodyguard.

@ddude1116 . . . you must get attacked by turtles a lot

That Tiamat you can summon in Final Fantasy. Pretty much nothing is kicking that thing’s ass.

@Blondesjon it’s tolerable, it’s those damn goombahs that really freak me out…

@bob_ Tommy Verseti (SP?) Could kick Niko Bellics ass.

Vercetti. And no.

I agree with @bob_. Niko would eat that greaseball for lunch.