If you found out that you were pregnant today (or that your girlfriend was pregnant), what is the first baby name that would pop into your head?

Rosco.

Chocolate

Damnit. ;)

Ender or Rufus.

Sophia Rochelle
No idea why…

Hilde.

June.
Or Damn.

Eva.

Sebastian

Horatio.

WTF? ....is my first response.

how about…I can’t even make myself go there…. sorry.
How about what would I name a cat?

Uh… You mean after I finished hyperventilating?

Girl- Olivia
Boy- Seth

Parthenogenesis or Partie, for short. I’d be seriously confused.

Layla Lee

Abortion Jack Johnson, or Lara Croft lol.

Miracle, Baby Jesus, Lawsuit.

First name “Not”, middle name “Mine”.

Sheiza

Verdammt

Anyone ever read Freakonomics? There are examples of this actually happening in the baby names chapter. One set of parents looked around the hospital room and named the kid “Amcher” after the very first thing they saw.

@SpatzieLover She’s a what?

@Haleth Large parts of that chapter are depressing, if only because it exposes the ineptitude that some children have to put up with in their parents.

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Hazel Maeve – girl
Kenneth John – boy

Grudge, as in someone had it in for me.

@Cruiser So would it be a snip snip baby? lol

For a girl, I love the name Indigo. For a boy, I like Emerson.

Stephen and not sure for a girl

Nathaniel Thadeus for a boy and Lavender for a girl.

Sarah

Hoover.

Yes, an aborton joke. Aint I a stinker.

@creative1 Certainly not mine! XD

Falcon Punch.

Minni me :) – Esther

@Cruiser they have the technology to reverse them, or a needle can extract the little swimmers lol It would just have to be on purpose, just no oooooooops

@creative1 No more needles thank you very little! :))

Incontinentia
Actually, if the wife told me she were pregnant now, i’d fall over in a dramatic heap.

Lena or Lina. If they are twins I always thought Lena and Sarah. I kind of want my grandmother’s name carried on in some way too, she was Irene.

Setting aside for now the fact that finding out I was pregnant would likely make me suicidal… Alexander for a boy and Emily for a girl.

Natalie

Spocka Khan

Sophie or August “Auggie”

Thanks guys! Great names and great jokes!

Storm~

@jonsblond Boy or girl? :P

Olivia or Neil, respectively

Deaclan James.

@Neizvestnaya I read that as “Declean” James…

@BarnacleBill: Cleanliness is next to gawdliness.

Estelle.

Miracle

Roudigeur.

Jemma

Jonah or Noah for a boy
Violet Mae or Ruby Mae or even Ruby Tuesday for a girl

Well, definitely not Mirena. Or maybe I would

First name, “Oh” middle name, “Shit”.

Girl:
Zariah and Wednesday

Boy:
Jaxon nn Jack

Girl : Marjorie

Boy: Adam